BTS 8th Member Scenarios

MOMMY'S HOME BITCHES

I return, my children.

BTS (+Soogi) as Teachers

Jin

· High-key fucking loves his job

· That one teacher that always makes jokes

· Probably teaches for an extra credit class (maybe cooking)

· He has favorites but nobody has to know that except for the favorites (and you know that :D)

· Always dragging the tutors into class to use as examples or some shit (examples for what? Idfk)

· Brings rainbow cupcakes to class weekly during pride month

Yoongi

· Acts like he hates everything, but he'd be one of the more laid-back teachers

· A dope ass music teacher

· Probably gives piano lessons

· Wanna be on his good side? Just don't be a selfish and annoying prick.

· Has no problem at all with yelling at the class to shut the fuck up

· Also has no problem with actually saying "Shut the fuck up" to students (but only the bitchy ones)

· Definitely has favorites

· Also brings those nice ass rainbow cupcakes during pride month (He didn't ask, he just told Jin to make more because wHY NOT)

Hoseok

· The most hyper fucking science teacher you'll ever fucking meet

· He's also the only science teacher so you're stuck with him you ungrateful bastards

· Almost always off-topic

· High-key hates those attention seeking WHORES that do shit like purposely drop stuff, so they can bend over

· Bonus: Those attention seeking whores almost always get detentions for no reason at all

· Lots of projects but it's fineeeeee

· Also won't makes you do them if you really don't want to

Namjoon

· Math is the one thing he can't break so sure why not

· Goes on really fucking long tangents about the meaning of life and by the end of class, you'll be wondering if your whole life is a simulation

· This bitch is also a tutor

· Probably makes math problems involving how many pencils he breaks a day

· The mere sight of those attention seeking bitches is enough to piss him off

Jimin

· Health teacher (YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS YOU DIRTY-MINDED FUCKS)

· Almost got fired for flirting with the female students

· Twice

· And a few male students

· + some teachers

· Didn't turn your homework in on time? He doesn't notice because he never checks

· P l a n n e r s. M e a n. No t h I n g. I n. T h I s. C l a s s.

Taehyung

· Teaches whatever the fuck you want him to because he's just a tutor. Nothing more, nothing less. But actually a lot more

· Low-key hates the gym teacher with his short ass shorts and his motherfucking students that actually pay attention to him

· Low-key likes him too

· Don't ask

· No fucks given about homework, he just wants friendsss

Jungkook

· INHALE

· OKAY THIS BITCH-

· ^^ The gossiping teacher

· Low-key hates one of the tutors bc he gets some fucking peace and quiet (I wonder who it is)

· Those attention seeking bitches gotta do more than the rest of the class bc fuck them

· Treated like a baby by the music and math teachers

· Doesn't know what water is

· He drinks banana milk instead

· He's also constantly eating honey butter chips during class and he almost never exercises but he still manages to stay in shape wtf

Hey so I'm finally here. I wasn't busy or anything, I just kinda forgot about this book. Anyways I may or may not upload later today since it's almost three in the morning and tomorrow I'm going to Kentucky. I'll make more things like this AND DON'T THINK THAT I FORGOT ABOUT THE SMUT BOOK!

I'm working on the first chapter of that and IT. WILL. BE. OUT. SOON. I fucking promise. If it isn't out by the 25th, feel free to yell at me in the comments.

사랑해, 안녕~