Get my phone fixed July 12 yo
This is just a small update
Hank: *does nothing*
Connor: you are my dad~
ur my dad!
bOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE
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Connor: *now realizes because he's a deviant he can do whatever he wants*
(Y/n): nah he drunk af
Connor: *sitting in bathtub* I'm washing me and my clothes bitch. I'm washing me and my clothes.
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Gavin: toss me my keys!
Connor: *chucks printer at him*
Gavin: *barely gets out of the way* I said my keys,,
Connor: *innocent face* I thought you said printer
Gavin: why the fuck would I say printer
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Gavin: *attempting to flirt w/ you* so basically what I was thinking uh
Connor: *punches gavin*
Gavin: ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this,,
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North: *keeps kicking the air*
Markus: North sTOP
North: *keeps kicking air*
Markus: North stop ur gonna get in trouble
North: *gets arrested*
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Hank: *points to you and Connor* I love you bitch *strums guitar* I ain't ever gonna stop loving you bitch
(Y/n) & Connor: so sweet?
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(Y/n): *drunk af* *hears usher come on radio* oHHHH SHIT THAT'S MY JAMMMMM
This for the pain
Connor: *also drunk af* *shows Kermit puppet* shawty I don't,,mIND
(Y/n): *wHEEZE*
Connor: That'll wake you up ohh shawty I don't,,mINDDDD
(Y/n): aHAHAHA
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Gavin: *throws disc at car*
*car window breaks*
Connor: what the fuck Gavin
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Connor: *works quietly at desk*
Gavin: wHAT THE FUCK IS UP CONNOR???? nO WHAT U SAY DUDE???STEP THE FUCK UP
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Who's that Pokémon?
Hank: *eating lucky charms* IT'S PIKACHU
It's,,clefairy!
Hank: FUUUUUU-
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RK900: *sitting on couch*
Connor: *raises gun* *shoots ceiling*
RK900: *falls off couch* tHIS IS WHY AMANDA DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU
Connor: *snorts*
YOU ARE READING
Dbh Connor x reader
Fanfikce- ack it's done ✅ - I'm thirsting over this android boi someone hELP Request stuff Thirst with me y'all Some of these will be short due to a busy schedule
