Dear Fucking Diary.

Entry 001.

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Dear Fucking Diary,

   My name is Katsuki Bakugou. I'm the best hero in existence and the best person to ever go down in fuckin' history. My hero name is Ground Zero and my quirk is Explosions. I'm quite badass, and NO ONE can ever fucking top me. Not even that SHITTARD STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKING DEKU. What a fuckin' nerd.

I don't know why the fuck I now have a shitty diary. It's so goddamn girly; a tool for cliché ass girls to write in to talk about some boy they've fallen for or some shit. But in this book? Hell to the fucking nah. I'm gonna be talking about MYSELF and only myself! None of those ugly ass extras are important and they're all just a waste of space.

I will keep this dumb diary locked up in my room somewhere... somewhere deep where not even the old man or that old lady can find it. Even if they do, I'll kill them. They shouldn't be looking at their goddamn child's shit or invading his privacy.

That wraps up my entire fucking entry.

Best of the fucking best, ᏦᎯᏆЅUᏦℐ.