Dear Fucking Diary.

Entry 006.

a/n: image credit - chavata2023.
i'm very sorry for slow updates. reading back on my diary entries i've realized that i may have over-exaggerated katsuki's cussing, but because i'm planning on giving him character development as time passes with new entries i'll lessen his cussing.

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Dear Fucking Diary,

So about that munchkin cat I saved back in entry 003. Killer Explosion.

I secretly took it to the vet a few days after saving it and found out it was a girl. They made sure she was safe and healthy which is a good thing because now I don't have to fuck over my wallet just for a cat. She had no chip or hint of any owners too so it's official that I'm able to keep her.

I know munchkin cats are so stupidly small you can step on them and they'll die, but Jesus it's hard to believe how puny Killer Explosion is. She fits right in my hand. I got some pictures of her after bringing her home.

What kind of fucking cat sleeps like this, by the way? Weirdo.

This brat... isn't really a brat. She's timid, shy. Her ass likes to hide in small places sometimes which is really fucking annoying, as if playing hide and seek. But she cuddles with me and licks me, probably because she's grateful I saved her life (of course she'd be grateful, I'm Ground Zero).

Because she's some measly kitten, she's scared of loud noises. Unexpected ones, per se. When that old hag yells at me in the morning I have to cover Killer Explosion's ears before yelling back so I don't murder her eardrums. Don't get the wrong idea, though. I ain't no damn softie. I still get angry and pissed off at her if she tries shit with me. I just have a better time controlling myself with her because I suspect she's had a bad past... with shitty humans on this earth.

Even so, KILLER EXPLOSION IS THE BEST FUCKING CAT IN THE WORLD. PATHETIC, YEAH, BUT THE BEST NONETHELESS.

Owner of Killer Explosion, 𝘒𝘢𝘵𝘴𝘶𝘬𝘪.