-= Lesbian Harry Potter reader inserts =-

Liz x Slytherin reader: Lizard ass

Basically like every story the reader is an annoying bitch and friends with Merula and them which is kind of like a warped timeline where Barnaby is still their friend because the MC never becomes friends with rowan and them. Also idk anything about Liz so if it's out of character it's all good because I don't even give people personalities anyway.
Liz x Slytherin reader

Your care for magical creature class was odd. It was the smallest class, consisting of just you, Merula, Ismelda, Barnaby, Liz, that weird girl Rowan, and that one Gryffindor you could never remember the name of. So basically it was all your friends the gross weird girl and the annoying Gryffindor. You and Ismelda were planning on bullying the lone Gryffindor all class but your plans were foiled when Liz called you for help at the other side of the outdoor classroom. You sighed and shrugged at Ismelda, who already knew that you would ditch your plans to help Liz.

"Hey, I'll make it up to you later." You reassured her, grabbing and squeezing her hand reassuringly before letting go and walking over to Liz. You stood next to her, looking down at the firecrab the was standing in front of. You asked her "so what do you need?"

"Oh nothing I just wanted to talk to you. What's up?" Liz said, turning to you with a smile. You carefully took her glasses off of her, putting them on yourself and laughing a bit at how blind she is. She sighed angrily and snatched them back, putting them back on and shoving you playfully.

"So what plans do y'all got for the last week of school and for summer?" You asked, leaning on a rock behind you. Liz leaned next to you, shoulder to shoulder with you.

"Ill be studying for exams then in the summer I'll probably just going to sit at home and do nothing all summer." Liz said, and honestly it was the same as what you were going to do but you always found a way to make things seem more interesting than they actually were.

"Well me and Izzy were planning on making life hell for a few Gryffindors before heading it for the summer. And if you think you're going to be bored all summer you've got an open invitation to come to my house and hang out." You said, using your nickname for Ismelda that no one else dared to use. She hummed in response, tossing a bit of food at the firecrab. Both of you were silent, looking down at your feet until both of you suddenly spoke up at the same time, both of you stopping awkwardly to let the other speak.

"Umm you first." Liz said, which you were dreading. When you spoke up you weren't actually thinking about what you were doing. You had something you needed to say to her but you actually dreaded doing. You acted before the logical part of your brain could catch up and tell you that you were going to regret telling her what you were planning. Now that you had actually spoken up and now you'd have to tell her what you were planning on telling her, you froze, your face turning bright red and you told her that she should go first. She seemed to have a similar reaction to speaking as you, as she took a deep breath and was silent for a second.

"Well, _________, here's the thing. I've kind of... well... fancied you for a bit now. I mean... I was talking to Merula about it and she told me I should just go for it but I probably sound really stupid now. I'm really sorry if this is making you uncomfortable." Liz said, getting quiet. A wave of relief rushed over you and you couldn't help but smile at her. You were going to tell her about how you liked her as more than a friend but she did it before you. Well now you knew she felt the same way and you had no reason to be worried about telling her. You realized that Liz had taken your silence as rejection and your smile as mockery and she stood up from the rock, starting to walk away. She didn't get to far before you hugged her from behind, giving her the tightest hug you possible could.

"Jesus, ________, are you trying to kill me?" Liz said, giggling and struggling to get away from your hug. You laughed and loosened your grip, still holding onto her though. She turned around to face you and her glasses were slightly crooked. She was slightly shorter than you so it took a little less effort to kiss her forehead, though you did still have to go on your tip toes a bit.

"I've liked you for a while now, too." You said while smiling at her. Apparently both of you had forgotten you were still in a classroom as as you were busy putting on a soap opera, there was still learning happening. Liz was the first to realize the small crowd of your mutual friends looking at the two of you and she not-so-gently shoved you away from her, wandering off to do god knows what. You smiled as you watched her walk away before going over to where Ismelda, Merula, and Barnaby were standing. Barnaby was handing over a few coins to Merula, presumable a bet involving something with you and Liz.

"Wow you ditch me and our bullying of Gryffindors to get some Lizard ass." Ismelda said in a fake offended tone and using Liz's full name in a mocking manner, laughing a bit after. You blushed and pushed her slightly, trying to hide how flustered you were and failing miserably. You knew your friends pretty well and you knew this would be the first of many "Lizard ass" jokes.