Creepypasta CrAck

RANDOM

Jeff: HEY WHATS UP MEH BITCHEZZZZZZ IT'S A NEW DAY AND A NEW MORNIN *z-snaps and trips, falling down the stairs*

BEN: -_- Wtf? That's it, i'm fuckin' done with this hOe

EJ: *busy reading his book downstairs*

Jeff: I'M ALIVE DON'T WORRY...WAIT...Why the fuck do I have a wedding ring!?!?!?! *pulls BEN closer to him* WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE ONE!?!? TELL ME SHAWTY

BEN: *Looks away and blushes* w-well...about t-that....

Jeff: *Notices ring on BEN's finger* FUUUUUUCKKKKK I SWEA- *throws up the galaxy*

BEN: HEY IT COULD WORK OUT SNOW WHITE!! 

Jeff: Get this watermelon out of here!

EJ: *pops out of nowhere dropping his mask* I LOVE WATERMELON- ERMAHGERDD NOOO 

*music starts playing in the background as the mask falls in slow motion* ANNNNNNNND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL ALLLLLLLLLWAYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSS LOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEE YOUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jeff: YASSS BITCH *starts singing, hitting the high notes at all the wrong times*

EJ: AHHHH MY VIRGINITY!!- oh shit nvm

BEN: HAHAA

Sally: *pops up out of nowhere* EJ WHATS VIRGINITY?? Charlie wants to know too *Charlie gives the death glare*

EJ: oH cRAPcAkEs

BEN: *starts laughing and rolling around on the floor*

Jeff: *snorts and falls over laughing and rolling around* OOWWWEEE MEHHH $500,000,000,000,000,000,000 INSURED SMILE OWEEEEE!! UR ALL GETTING SUED!!

Sally: Jeff please, as if that smile is worth shit, Joker reject. *air horns*

BEN: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAABABAHAAAAAA *snorts* ROASSSTEDDDD JEFFY POO!!! JEFF, IT'S LIKE LIVING UR CHILDHOOD ALL OVER AGAIN

EJ: *laughs and snorts* that was good Sally, but oh my god can you idiots shut the fuck up already?!

Sally: What does fuck mean?

EJ: Fuck

BEN & Jeff: *practically dead*

Toby: *walks in and sees Jeff and BEN rolling around like idiots* Well I need meh wafflez so yea *steps on both of them*

Jeff: AOOHH RIGHT IN MEH KINDEYY....DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT EJ

EJ: Dammit

BEN: HAHAHAHAA LOOKS LIKE JEFFY POO GOT HURT.....AHOOOHHWWWWWWWWEYY

Jeff: wtf u sound like ur having se-.....SECOND ROUNDS OF DINNER....yeahh....surrrre

BEN: *Still moaning*

Jeff: UGH I CAN'T HAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

BEN & Jeff: *still rolling around, until they move closer to each other, and accidentally kiss*

Jeff: *muffled sounds of screaming* HELLPP MEE

BEN: ya know ya like it ;)

Sally: YAY another Yaoi ship

EJ: SALLY?!?! HOW THE HELL DO U KNOW ABOUT THAT?

Sally: Slendy, duh....

Slendy: *teleports to living room* SALLY!! I TOLD U NOT TO SAY ANYTHING

EJ: HAHA  

Jeff: uz been exposed Slendeh

BEN: UZ BEEN GOT BURNED SUN...LIKE HOW THE SUN IS BURNED?? No? Damn ok then, tough crowd.

Everyone in room: 0_o wtf

Jeff: BITCH I TAKE THAT TO OFFENSE, WE'RE DONE *Flips hair and struts out* HOES MAKE YOURSELF'S USEFUL AND GET HIM TO SIGN THE DIVORCE PAPERS!

BEN: NO BABY PLZ WAIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Jeff: *gets arm grabbed by BEN* B-BEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? Go play ur little games 

BEN: I'll play a game with you~ *twirls Jeff around, and dips him*

Jeff: Bitch no

EJ: HAHA BEN UR TOO SHORT YOU CAN'T DIP HIM HAHHAAAAAAAAAA *Wheezes*

BEN: Shut up Eyeless Shit, I know you get a kink out of eating peoples kidneys

EJ: Dumbass have you ever heard of eating to fucking avoid starvation?

BEN: *sings to Jeff* OOh Jeffy Poo~ OH BABY BABY HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW, THAT SOMETHING WASN'T RIGHT HERE. BUT BABY BABY, I COULDN'T HAVE LET YOU GO ;)

Jeff: AHHHHH Hellpppp plz EJ 

EJ: Sorry man, we're good friends and all, but nah this is too funny *wHeEzE*

Jeff: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

BEN: *Kisses Jeff*

~5 minutes later~

Jeff: HOLY SHIT....w-why did u french me?? *blushing like crazy*

BEN: Cuz its the most fun ;)

EJ: EWWWWWWWWWWW IM OUTTA HERE BYE BITCHESSS!! WHY DID I EVEN STAY TO WITNESS THAT ugh noooooo.....TOBY HAND MEH A KIDNEY FROM THE FRIDGE

Toby: SURE THING  

Sally: *staring intensifies* Y-Yaoi~ 

BEN: Still want those divorce papers? 

Jeff: Nahh

BEN: YES HAHA. See, I knew you couldn't resist this~ *motions to body*

Toby: *scoffs from kitchen*

BEN: Oh shut up goggle boy

Jeff: *pulls out Britney Spears concert tickets* I got ur fav, now just sign riiiiiiighht...here!

BEN: *Signs* YUSS ILYSM *kisses Jeff*

Jeff: SURPRISE MUDDA FUCKAA *shows him that he actually signed divorce papers*

BEN: OH FUCK U

Jeff: *mocks BEN* OH fuck me...

BEN: Glady~ *tackles Jeff*

Jeff: shit

Sally: YES YES YESS YAOI

Slendy: *teleports back* oooohhh Sally imma watch

BEN & Jeff: OOH U NASTY

Slendy: I know you are but what am I? *sunglasses float up to his head*

Sally: GET REKT

BEN: WE GUCCI

Jeff: YASS BITCHES wE'Z EXPENSIVE

BEN: Now baby lets continue~

Jeff: NONNONONOONONONOOOO