Jeff: i-i looooooove...a-animeehhh..... *falls asleep*
BEN: ERMHAGERD IVE NEVER SEEN THE PRINCESS SLEEP BEFORE, HE LOOKS SO CUTE AND AERHRDBFJSMW
EJ: Chill dud- ERMABHERD HE TOUCHED MEEEEE
Jeff: *snores and snakes an arm around EJ's waist*
EJ: *blushes*
BEN: great, now for the next step! You fuck.
EJ: oh shut up dwarf
BEN: test me bitch *pushes EJ so that he falls on the bed waking Jeff up*
EJ: BIEATCH
Jeff: what the hell...???
BEN: k he's awake now fuck *pulls out a condom*
EJ & Jeff: NONONONONO *places BEN's hand back down to his lap* NO
BEN: imma just leave *throws the condom and it lands in between EJ's legs
EJ: ugh *blushes and puts his head on his lap*
Jeff: U ok dude?
EJ: NO I JUST GOT A CONDOM THROWN AT ME BY A FRIEND TELLING ME TO GO FUCK MY BEST FRIEND!
Jeff: come here *pulls EJ's head onto his lap letting him use his thighs as a pillow*
EJ: thanks man but this feels weird since my friend wanted me to fuck u
Jeff: heh oh well
EJ: WHY ARE YOU TAKING THIS SO LIGHTLY?
Jeff: oh because i frankly dont care about BEN wanting us to fuck. Now just sleep with me cuz im tired....AND NO NOT THAT KIND OF SLEEP WITH ME
EJ: lol dude i know *closes his eyes and eventually falls asleep*
Jeff: *falls asleep*
A/N: MY YAOI SIDE HAS BEEN UNLEASED AND I WILL BE PISSED IF ANYONE I KNOW THAT DOESN'T KNOW I LIKE YAOI FINDS THIS ACCOUNT. AND I WOULDN'T HEAR THE END OF IT...BUT WHOOP
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РазноеTHIS IS A CRACK BOOK FULL OF WEIRD SHIT WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SOME SADISTIC SHIT...OH YEAH, DON'T FORGET CURSING TOO **Pictures are not mine, unless I claim them to be (original artwork, drawings)**
