Jeff Fun Facts

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HAI IT'S JEFF WHAZUP?!?!

Ok so there's something about my past that y'all never heard of cause i'm so fucking mysterious.

You see, I never had original brown hair, I had black hair until I moved to the new neighborhood. I bleached it until it was a dark-ish brown, but that didn't last long as you can tell...

*violently waves hands making a gesture to show black singed hair*

BEN: Ok man calm the fuck down

Jeff: I'M TALKING ABOUT MY LIFE HERE WOMAN

BEN: I'm a dude -_-

Jeff: Well now ur a girl, OH SALLY~

Sally: Yes Jeff?

Jeff: Sally make BEN a girl and then make sure he doesn't escape so I can take a pic of it :p

Sally: k

BEN: I'm fucked

~Time Skippy~

BEN: Kill me

Sally: UR NOT LEAVING BENNY~

Charlie(Sally's bear): Yea BEN *gives evil grin*

BEN: UGHHHH *Whines*

Jeff: HAI SALLY U DON- bAHAHAHAHAHAHA Nice work *high fives Sally*

Sally: No problem, that was funny

Jeff: *takes out camera and takes a pic* OH SHOOT I FORGOT I WAS WRITING A STORY ON WATTPAD ABOUT MY PAST...this came out completely different HA

BEN: JUST GET ME OUT OF THIS DRESS

Jeff & Sally: NUPE NUPE NUPE *walks out and locks door leaving BEN in*

BEN: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MY PHONE

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