(A/N: WARNING: MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A SMALL LEMON, BUT I MIGHT NOT DO LEMONS IN THIS BOOK! HEHE you'll have to find out for yourself)
Jeff(Me): *listening to Sakura Kiss* KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE DA NA NA NA DA NA NA NA....HEY HEY...I SEE YOU COME I WATCH YOU GO, YOU NEVER SEEM TO LEAVE ME THOUGH! SO IS THIS LOVE OR HATE WE'LL SEE YOU'RE MAKIN ME CRAZY! INSIDE MY DREAMS YOU'RE ALL I SEE, WELL ALL I SEE IS Y-
BEN: JEFF WOULD YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
Jeff: *doesn't give a fuck like the emotionally traumatized badass he is* -OU AND ME! LADY MAYBE, OR HOST I FIND I RLLY DON'T MIND-
BEN: *Busts into his room and pinning Jeff down and covering his mouth*
Jeff: mhhp...ghaghhhpphhhh...
BEN: NINA GET HIM BECAUSE HE'S SCARING ME AND I'M SHORT
Nina: omg can't you do anything yourself?
BEN: nooooo~
Nina: k then... *runs in tackling Jeff and pins his hands above his head, while covering his mouth
BEN: *whispers* Oohh porn
Jeff: shut...up ben...Nghphhh...
BEN: Nina what are you doing? He's moaning! ;)
Nina: BEN shut up
Jeff: Nina...nghph...get off...nghhh....of me....
BEN: sweet sweet yaoi... no I mean yuri... oh shit... I meant hentai... wait no... it's porn... yea... ha...
Nina: BEN what the hell??
Jeff: *blushing* N-Nina...get your ngghh... hand... npghhh... off me...
Nina: ugh fine *removes hand*
Jeff: *gets up making it look like Nina is straddling him*
BEN: Nina you shouldn't have worn a skirt cuz I saw your ass went you were pinning him down ;) *le rape face*
Nina: *blushes and leans head down*
Jeff: *moves in a way getting up to knock Nina down and he pins her down, raising her hands above her head* *leans down and kisses her*
Nina: *kisses back and realize Jeff turns it into a french kiss*
BEN: I'll leave you too alone *leaves and walks downstairs*
Jeff: *breaks kiss* motto hoshiin darou?
Nina: J-Jeff i can't...
Jeff: why not?
Nina: because...
Jeff: *looks up to see Jack, Clockwork, BEN, Slenderman, Dr.Smiley, LJ, and Candypop all staring at them*
Jeff: *immediately gets up and blushes* Y-You all... y-you all saw n-nothing...
Everyone except for Jeff and Nina: hehe suuuure
Nina: w-well... I'm gonna... just gonna g-go...
TimeSkippyPeanutButter~
BEN: hehe I never thought you were the dominant type Jeffery...
Jeff: sh-shut up... *blushing*
(A/N: NO JUICY LEMONS FOR U...MUAHAHAHAAA...BUT I might make some in the future *wink wonk*)
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РазноеTHIS IS A CRACK BOOK FULL OF WEIRD SHIT WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SOME SADISTIC SHIT...OH YEAH, DON'T FORGET CURSING TOO **Pictures are not mine, unless I claim them to be (original artwork, drawings)**
