Jeff: i hate school even tho im like 20 something or 13 i dont even know man.
BEN: so when is your birthday
Jeff: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
EJ: dumbfuck
Jeff: dipshitter
EJ: shitfucker
Jeff: shitterfuck
EJ: knifefucker
Jeff: kidneylicker
EJ: bleach princess
Jeff: R'EJ'ECTED
EJ: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS GOOD
Jeff: I know right *twirls and does a sassy hairflip*
BEN: yASSS BITCH
EJ: Jeff-ailure
Jeff: it's a little too late for that honey
BEN: OoOoooOoOoOHhHhHhhH bURNNNNN
EJ: shut up 3 inches
BEN: are you describing your dick?
EJ: no I'm describing your life span
Jeff: OOooOooohHHHHHHH NICE BURN R'EJ'ECTED
EJ: don't call me that
Jeff: ooh saucy
EJ: Da faq
BEN: hEyy meNs *hic* tHAt cAnDy wAs bAd *hic*
EJ: dammit he's high again
Jeff: let's mess with him
EJ: *graceful facepalm*
Jeff: hi BEN
BEN: hAi mY sExY fRieNdiLiO
EJ: *snickers*
Jeff: Whats your favorite food?
BEN: life cuz itS sO aMaZiNg fOr mE rIgHt nOwwWww-oWwwWweYuy
EJ: U GUD?
Jeff: He's fucking high and just tripped on air, yea he's ok
EJ: k bai
Jeff: dUN LEAVE MEH
BEN: Hey JeFfFffffffFfeRrrrSsddd did yOu KnoW CottOn CanDy was mAdE oUt oF cLouDs? THaTs wHy tHeRe iS sO LiTtlE pRodUcT iN tHe pAckAgIng
Jeff: oOoOh rOASTING THEM COTTON CANDY BEITCHES
BEN: *falls off chair*
Jeff: shit
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CasualeTHIS IS A CRACK BOOK FULL OF WEIRD SHIT WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SOME SADISTIC SHIT...OH YEAH, DON'T FORGET CURSING TOO **Pictures are not mine, unless I claim them to be (original artwork, drawings)**
