Jeff: wAsSuP biTcHes iT's mY bIrtHdaY, aNd iM GetTiNg OLd
BEN: yeah your ass is fucking old
Jeff: bitch f I T E M E
BEN: eW nO
EJ: STFU ASSHOLES
Slendermommy: HUSH CHILDREN, I HAVE MADE THE FABULOUSLOUSLOUSITY CAKE
Jeff: mMMMMMMM yUs
BEN: You getting hOrnY over there buster?
Jeff: well no moRe cAkE fOr yOu
EJ: Is this some Melanie Martinez stuff going on here?
Jeff: aYEEEEE mY fELLOW CRYBABY
BEN: HOW COME YOU CAN CALL HIM A CRYBABY BUT WHEN I DO IT I NEED TO 'GO FUCK MYSELF' AND 'HAVE SOMEONE ELSE DO IT FOR ME CAUSE MY FINGERS ARE TOO TINY TO DO JACK SHIT'?
SLENDA N G E R Y- BE QUIET HOES AND EAT MY FUCKING CAKE!
BEN: hOnHonHON ;) Is that what you say to Zalgo?
Slen F U R I O U S- OK bITCH, GO TO THAT TIME OUT CHAIR, AND YOU GET THE LEFTOVERS OF THE CAKE, WHICH IS THE RESIDUE LEFT ON THE FUCKING PLATE.
Jeff: *whispers* everyone clean your plates when you finish
A few people: *snickers* (satisfies)
EJ: *chokes on cake laughing*
Jeff: I'll make you choke on something else
EJ: *can't breathe at this point*
BEN: *in depressed corner growing mushrooms like tamaki* (OHSHC)
Jeff: *throws him some cake* fEtCH bUdDy
BEN: *catches with teeth* thNx MaStEr
EJ: kInKy (Jared Kleinman anyone?)
*cue laugh track*
Jeff: Guys let's celebrate this night away, wITH A DANCE PARTY AND DISCO BALLS! Ehehe balls
*magical dance floor emerges with bass boosted techno music and disco balls appear from all corners of the room*
BEN: lMaO thAT's gAy
BEN: *Grabs cakE* *deepthroats it* mMMMMMMMMMM
Everyone: *scared*
Jeff: You Cupcakke now or somethin'?
EJ: *scared cannibal noises* (technically not a cannibal since he eats humans when he, himself is not a human although he WAS a human so does that really count still? Ok I'm getting too much into this I need to stop-)
Jeff: wELL ANYWAYS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, AND ANYONE THAT SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEFORE, THANKS FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES. I LOVE YOU ALL! *mUaH* gOoDbyE mY LoVeS
BEN: *whisPerS* goodbye siStErs
EJ: *gets the belt*
BEN: rEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jeff: *facepalminG INTENSELY*
~T h e E n d~
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De TodoTHIS IS A CRACK BOOK FULL OF WEIRD SHIT WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SOME SADISTIC SHIT...OH YEAH, DON'T FORGET CURSING TOO **Pictures are not mine, unless I claim them to be (original artwork, drawings)**
