Final Destination: If I Die Young

Chapter 14

I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad
The craziest friend that you've ever had
You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone
Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong
Over the bend, entirely bonkers
You like me best when I'm off my rocker
Tell you a secret, I'm not alarmed
So what if I'm crazy? The best people are

Molly applauded loudly. Olivia backed away from the microphone, grinning at her and Nathan. "So? What do you think?"

"Why that song?" Nathan asked.

"Have you met Sam and Candice? They're crazy! And to be honest, it's kind of... hot," Olivia said suggestively, waggling her eyebrows.

Molly raised her eyebrows. "I mean, Candice does gymnastics all the time, and when she's not at work or in the gym, she's getting drunk at some goddamn party, with a forty percent chance of getting laid by some guy on the football team. Though, that might go up, considering that she and Peter are done. Sam's dating an ex drug addict, who also happens to be only 16 years old. Sometimes, I have to step up my game," Olivia explained.

"By singing a song about being crazy?" Molly inquired.

"By doing a strip tease for Peter during the song." She then twirled in the extremely short black skirt and red crop top that clung tightly to her breasts.

Nathan took a step back, and Molly mimed retching. "Never do that again, Liv," They said.

"Okay, look. I understand that, as a business major and a construction worker, you may not understand my obsession with the stage. So, I've arranged for you two to see the local theatre company perform 'Wicked'." Olivia pulled out two tickes from her purse, handing them over.

"Um... Olivia? I highly doubt either of us are going to use these tickets," Nathan said.

Molly held hers out to Nathan. "Take a girl on a date?"

"That's a great idea!" Olivia said. "Nathan, take Molly on a date."

"Say what now?" Molly asked, shocked.

"The musical is the day after tomorrow. He'll pick you up at seven." Olivia picked up her purse. "I'd love to stay and play, but i have a lasik surgery appointment in forty five minutes."

She ran out of the door, yelling, "Catch you later!"

Molly watched her go, then asked Nathan, "How the hell does that bitch manage to run in six inch stilettos?" 

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Candice was rummaging through McKinley High School's storage, with Alex Browning holding the storage door open.

"What is the point of this?" Alex asked Candice.

"Principal Gordon said if I could find the old printing press, I could restart the school newspaper," she answered.

Alex frowned. "Why me? You have a twin sister-"

"Who ditches class every Thursday in an attempt to escape the high school patriarchy-"

"And Hitchcock-"

"Is a sophomore, and all sophomores have mandatory testing today." Candice stood up. "Besides, Ms. Lewton called in sick, so Billy's current class has a substitute. Chances are that it's Mr. Dix, and Dix hates my guts."

"Do I want to know why?"

"You'll see. Im going to prove it today."

"So... do I just hold the door, or do you want help?"

"Put your backpack in the doorway. I need help."

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Olivia Castle walked into the Lasik office, right on time. Her doctor made her fill out a ton of paperwork, then he threw her glasses in the trash.