konami code ❀ timothée chalamet [COMPLETED]

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7182213432: howdy there, maye
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howdy there, maye

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alright glad to know i need to
mute your number already

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the least you could do is say
hi back

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hey whats up hello

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that's THE oldest joke in the
book. i regret getting your
number

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who reads books anymore
loser

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i read the bible 🤪

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i read people's mugs bc some
girls be out here WILDIN

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huh

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please tell me you're kidding

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kidding about what

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do you not get that

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uhhhh well u read books and
drink from mugs

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i can't believe i stanned you

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please explain what i did wrong

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i have never felt more
disrespected

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elsie what did i DO

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i have to force you to watch
drag race STAT

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i'm not really a car guy

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you're prettier when you don't
speak, tim

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you're prettier when ur nice to me,
maye :-(

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timothee

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what do you want your contact
name to be

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literally anything BUT timmy
tim

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perfect. lil timmy tim it is

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adding lil doesn't make me
okay with it

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let my past die

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please

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fine. then you have to give me a
better contact name for u

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can you not just put 'timothee'

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do you not know how friends
work, tim?

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guess not

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nicknames are ESSENTIAL
to every friendship

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if i just call you timothee are we
even real friends

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i'm supposed to say no i think

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right you are, my friend

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hate to say it, but i'm kinda
leaning toward gucci chalamane.
honestly think that's my best work

(213) 487 - 5269 changed (718) 221 - 3432 to gucci chalamane

gucci chalamane
so the what should yours be

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what do you want to call me

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you seem pretty fond of "maye"

gucci chalamane
as do you

gucci chalamane
i think i know what i'll make it

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what will you make it

gucci chalamane
you'll know someday

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excuse me i wanna know now

gucci chalamane
i'm afraid i'll have to leave
you hanging

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:-(

gucci chalamane changed (213) 487 - 5269 to amour de mai

amour de mai
if i don't get to know my contact
name then i'm changing yours and
you don't get to know

gucci chalamane
me so scared

amour de mai changed gucci chalamane to statistics 💓

amour de mai
i hope you've learned from your
mistakes

statistics 💓
that i have

authors note: kinda wishing i had made tim gay jus bc him & troye would look cute together in a fic. or him & alex lawther. OR MILES HEIZER. just saying