konami code ❀ timothée chalamet [COMPLETED]

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tchalamet: i must be dreaming, cos shit never works out with the girl of my dreams

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user1: i would love to understand WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
user2: holy shit what
user3: yall hear sum???? CUZ I HEAR SUM SHIT
user4: saoirse???????
user5: yall cute and stuff but like ... what
saoirse: love u guys. fuck the system 💞
user6: i'm genuinely shaken
elsiemaye: and i'd do anything for you, that's how much you mean to me :-)
user7: these fuckers are quoting roy blair can they stop
user8: saoirse approves???????? what's the tea sis
user9: @messymonday yall know what's up?
user10: her hands are hot tbh
messymonday: @user9 love. love is what's up
user11: why is messy monday being cryptic sis yall are here to let us know wtf is going on not to pull a twenty one pilots on us
user12: OULL A TWNETY ONE PIKOTS DJSKDKSK
user13: wig who? my jumpsuit flew to outer space
user14: alright clikkies we get it now hush
user15: I WAITED SO LONG FOR TELSIE TO COME BACK
user16: luckiest girl in the world
user17: the fact that i can see how hard ur smiling bc of ur eyes in this makes my heart flutter
tchalamet: @user16 luckiest boy in the world* i don't deserve her
user18: how drake tryna be w keke
user19: ME WAITING ON TIMMY TIM TO DROP HIS VERSION OF IN MY FEELINGS
user19: ELSIE, DO U LOVE ME
user20: @user19 karen shut up i hate you
user21: me: is desperate for an explanation
armiehammer: so incredibly happy for and proud of you, timothee. all the love to both of you <3
user22: @armiehammer real quick while ur still online i'd just like to say RAM ME thank you for coming to my ted talk
user23: i worry about this comment section a little more every time tim posts
armiehammer: @user22 i think i know what you mean and i have a wife so i'll have to decline
armiehammer: @user22 oh yeah and it's illegal but i mean
armiehammer: fuck i should have said that first
armiehammer: MESSY MONDAY PLEASE IM NOT A PEDOPHILE
user24: aRMIE OH MY GOD
user25: i hope elsie and timothee get married s2g
user26: this entire post is a big ass scandal and i am HERE FOR IT
user27: WIG ! ARE YALL BACK TOGETHER
user28: i want the full story this some beautiful bs i want to understand
user29: here's a thought : letting them keep their relationship & struggles private
user30: this is so iconic
peachymarie: thank you, tim. waited a long time to see elsie happy like this 💖
user31: FUCK, MARIE UR MAKING MY HEART SWELL
lmaolydia: glad yall r back together so i can date saoirse now 🤩
user32: literally imagine
saoirse: @lmaolydia wouldn't be opposed
lmaolydia: ok google how do i stop shaking
user33: i'm waiting on the double wedding between telsie and sydia
user34: i better be invited to that wedding
user35: ^ same
user36: they better LIVESTREAM that wedding
tchalamet: @user36 the livestream's a deal on mine and elsie's end
elsiemaye: @tchalamet are u implying marriage, chalamet? that's bold
user37: holy fuck imagine your otp being this cute
user38: brangelina could NEVER
user39: @user38 brangelina fell apart let's not compare them
user40: pete and ariana could NEVER
user41: elsie and timmy have more bde than pete and ariana
arianagrande: yall cute and all but whoever just downgraded mine and pete's bde is gonna get a sister smackdown
elsiemaye: @arianagrande meet me on the playground @ 4pm we'll settle this like men
user42: WHAT IS GOING ON
arianagrande: @elsiemaye by "like men" you obviously mean seeing who can do cooler tricks on the swings right
elsiemaye: @arianagrande obviously what else would i mean
user43: IS THIS IS A GLITCH IN THE SIMULATION
user44: god is a telsie stan
armiehammer: @user43 yes