Random ideas I have at 2 a.m.

Sanders sides ships

How to tell someone has no life: do they spend hours calculating the amount of possible ships? Yes? They have no life. Simple.

Let's talk about what I ship, first, if you want to see how many sanders sides ships are mathematically possible, skip the chunk of text:

Well, I love Moxiety, it's really cute and I love the fluff, Patton just loves Virgil in canon. But Analogical just seems so realistic, and the dorks are obviously there for eachother in the show. Also, there's Logicality, which is the second largest ship, and is practically canon, Patton adores Logan. And sleepxiety is just a neat idea, the two going to concerts together.

Now, what about Roman? I honestly don't know. He's the flirt, yet no one likes him back. We all see Virgil and Roman bickering, and somehow people think they love each other. But Roman and Logan are always at odds, seen in the "Why do we get up in the morning" video. (Which very title gave me an everything crisis) So, obviously not Logince. But then we have Royality. You think I would love this ship, with my need for fluff and opportunities for writing angst that haven't been explored yet. But I don't. Probably because Roman is the one person Patton has insulted.

"Boy, what an ass...et to your personality."

Yeah. That was the only time Patton has insulted anyone, and it was Roman. Roman isn't even close with any of the sides. Not even Patton. So, I have no one to ship him with. I also, just don't like Roman. He's my least favorite character. I like Deceit better than his sometimes. So, if I start writing stories where all of the other characters are together, and Roman isn't, that's why.

Anyway, did you know, if we're just doing the cannon sides, there's 27 possible ships, including polyamory.

Analogical 

Logince

Logicality 

Moxiety 

Prinxiety

Royality 

Dexiety?

Priceit?

Deality? Oh my god, sounds like Duality.

Degic?

3s

PAM

PAL

PAD

PML

PMD

PLD

LAM

LAD

LMD

AMD

4s

LAMP

LAMD

LAPD

LMPD

AMPD

5

LAMPD

And now, since I have nothing better to do with my life, let's do our coffee boy, sleep:

Sleepxiety 

Sleepality 

Leep

Sleeprince 

Sleceit

3s

SLA

SLM

SLP

SLD

SAM

SAP

SAD

SMP

SMD

SPD

4s

SLAM

SLAD

SLPD

SLPM

SLAP

SLMD

SPAM

SPAD

SPMD

SAMD

5s

SLAMP

SLAMD

SLAPD

SLMPD

SMPDA

6s

SLAMPD

31 new ships, just from a character that isn't even part of the universe. That means, if Thomas added Sleep to the show, there would be 58 ships. Wow. Six characters. I am not going to calculate anymore. If Thomas adds a seventh side you all are on your own.

But some of you can take this as a sign to respect other ships that aren't Prinxiety and Logicality. There are 56 other possibilities. 

Anyway, here's an hour of my life I'll never get back.

Thank you.