SS incorrect quotes as things I've said

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Cause I just thought of this.

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Roman: Can you pass the ball back?

Virgil: Sure.

Roman, suprised: You can talk?

Virgil: Yeah?

Roman: I've thought you were mute for years.

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Virgil, after falling down the stairs: I'm okay.

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Virgil: Look up "My whole family..." By Bo Burnham.

Roman, a very open gay: Okay?

Roman, ten minutes later, in the middle of class: "My whole family thinks I'm gay" !?

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Virgil, after tripping: I'm okay

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Roman: How come when I look at you, you're always frowning?

Logan: Why would I be smiling?

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Virgil, after getting hit in the face with a dodge ball: I'm okay.

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Patton, with a big dog in his lap: You are hurting me with your weight, but you are so cute I'm going to lose circulation in my legs for you.

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Roman, crying in class because the teacher is going over the death of Hamilton: why?

Virgil, also in tears: Raise a glass to freedom, something they can n-

Roman, tears coming down faster: Why are you like this?

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Virgil, dropping a bag, ten containers of clays, and a cup: I'm okay.

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Rem, asking about Patton: You two datin'?

Logan: No?

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Virgil, in the emergency room: I'm okay.

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Roman, talking to Virgil: When you fell it looked so epic. I swear you slowed down time.

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Virgil, after dropping something in the shower: ...

Patton, running up the stairs, banging on the door: VIRGIL ARE YOU OKAY! DID YOU FALL! IS SOMETHING WRONG!

Virgil: I dropped a shampoo bottle. Calm down. Sorry.

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I was the subject of this conversation so...

Logan, a doctor: And if Virgil's blood sugar goes above 600?

Patton: I call an ambulance immediately!

Logan: No, calm down, you just give him insulin.

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Logan, looking at bad example essays, about to scream: Who in the world thinks, "You needs to go to college to gets the money." Is correct grammar?!

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Teacher Pacani: Logan, you got a 100 on the kahoot for a subject we haven't talked about since the beginning of the year. You must have studied all week.

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