Reasons to HATE your book

Can't Use CUPS

Authors who can't use CUPS will be the death of me

C- Capitalization
U- Usage
P- Punctuation
S-Spelling

I'm sure this isn't just a Texas thing and the latest you learn this is 4th grade. FUCKING ELEMENTARY-or primary school whatever you prefer to call it.

Shit like this↓↓
"dave aSte walk down the block 2 sydny omg sydney i have saw u ling tiem"
Honestly shit like this shit CHAPS MY ASS!

Like dude ik yo ass had to have noticed that shit when you were editing- if you even bothered to

Here's how to refrain from making these simple mistakes:

1. STAY IN SCHOOL DIPSHIT- not to be rude (:
2. Learn correct ENGLISH grammar
3. Actually pay attention to what you're typing
4. PROOF READ

OR

If you're going to be a lazy asshole

1. Keep that shit to yourself
2. Hire/Ask someone to edit FOR YOU

It's not THAT fucking hard to type/write/conjure- or wtv in th else you want to call it- a simple, proper simple sentence. If you really want to write that bad and you want to get your work out there no one is stopping you but PLEASE put in MORE EFFORT.

because honestly you suck and you make me sick to my stomach

Sorry not sorry for the blatant honesty... and disrespect

This isn't edited btw (;