Reasons to HATE your book

Originality

Honestly. This butters my biscuits. Fuck a plot hole gimme a plot TWIST

whether it's grim, exciting, or completely random.

Don't be like everyone else cus you feel like that's what's in or u read a story (STORIES most likely) and u liked it or the readers love it. No that's annoying to read a bunch of stories with the same plot.

You must commonly find this shit in fan fiction and fiction in general really.

As an example we'll say a 5h fan fiction since... Well I want to.

Fuck Camren... anyway

Say it was a g!p type of story right

The one with the G!P gone either think they can't have kids or forget to wrap it and like their first time having smex(or forgettin to wrap it) the other mf gone get pregnant. Water breaks and/or during the pregnancy there was a close call. Literally almost EVERY SINGLE BOOK. And there's the occasional miscarriage

I don't like-

You can literally fix this TOO flipping easy. Think random thoughts, see/hear/experience something random, mix it up some if needed, and bazzam an original story for yo mama

I use this exact same method when I'm coming up with the gazillions of outlines I have. If I weren't so lazy and inconsistent, I could write a book fr but the way my patience and life is set up-

Just stop being unoriginal. Make your own shit.

UNoriginality ain't cute sugar

Speaking of. The people who do it get too much credit for doing the exact same shit the last author did. What a shame. Not that the stories are terrible just hella fucking predictable, like I can literally guess the shit out at this point.

My back button is getting tired of me beating it down every two seconds

I wrote some of this a while ago tbh I just had something to do that day and ended up forgetting about this. Oh well ig