Reasons to HATE your book

Annoying

Now peoples. Hi.

Don't y'all find our annoying when you think a story has updated but it's really just another pointless ass author's note- which is bullshit 80% of the time- or the author talking about another book they just/is about to publish?

Is it just me or is that shit mad irritating?

Like...

Hoe. 

You had time to come up with a completely new thought process, in which yo motherfuckin aYus know damn well you aint gone do nothing but get author's block 2 chapters later then not only is your dumbass stuck out but so are our dumbasses and even more so the muhfucas who go from the first book to the new one thinking they was really getting some more material.

Congrats you asshole. You've managed to chap my entire ass.

Self promotion, overzealousness, and plain idiocracy

Stop: Post that shit on your wall or make a book specifically for that shit alone, send notifications on fb or ig or tweeter or whatever th you kids use these days

Sorry so ghetto. 

Not really though