Thou Shall Not Fall In Love With The Boy Toy

Payback is just as much of a bitch as karma

Don't judge someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Which is totally the reason I'm running down the hallway in kiran's brand new Jordans. Wait. Stop. Rewind. I should probably tell the full story.

I got home after talking to Sam and once I had all my actual homework done, I started to do some light intrenet stalking on kiran. Turns out Jenna was right, his ego and his IQ are really far apart, and he is retaking biology. I texted him to get more information, and then had to go do chores. when i came back he had texted me back ten times already, talk about desperate. I texted him back and soon had his schedule, address, and when his parents wouldn't be home. Why is he so dumb?

I showed up to school the next day wearing my black crop top and extremly short shorts, I was so unconfertable. And the most important part of my outfit, bright pink dollar store flip flops. His P.E. class is right before lunch, lucky him. When he was in P.E. I snuck into the boys locker room. I located his gym bag and took out his new shoes, put them on and left the flip flops in his bag. Then doused the inside of it with a special mix of itching powder, powdered sugar, ashes, and grape kool-aid. I wouldn't want to be wearing those clothes. Then I went to the outside door and stood there, leaning against the wall, waiting for class to get out.

Five minutes later you could hear kiran yelling through out the school. He exited the locker room wearing the clothes I sabotaged and the pink flip flops. I was standing there, smirking. I waited until he noticed his shoes on my feet then I took off running. He started chasing me. I ran through the halls, making sure to step in every puddle, dirt pile, etc. I ran to the cafeteria, I jumped up on one of the tables and ran through a bunch of kids food(sorry, R.I.P. food) straight to the back exit I ran through the door, laughing like a serial killer on a murder spree. I turned back long enough to see he had ditched the flip flops in some poor kids lunch and was now barefoot. Taking this to my advantage I ran through the dirt trail to Nacho Sky, then before he could catch up I turned and headed towards Salsa's.

Now here's where the second part of my outfit comes into play. I walked up to a guy that was tall and had a couple tattoos. Perfect. I took off the shoes and tied the laces together, being barefoot doesn't bug me unless I step on a rusty nail. I walked up to the guy and said very sweetly, "hi, I...um..I'm playing a joke on my friend. So I...uh..noticed that you're really tall, and I was wondering if you could put these up on the street lamp for me? Please?" I acted shy and girly.

"Of course sweetheart." He laughed. I smiled, wasn't payback sweet? Almost sweeter than ice cream. I watched him throw the shoes up onto the street lamp and nodded my head in thanks. And headed off to get ice cream at Salsa's and watch kiran's reaction through the window. I looked up at the shoes and laughed, they had globs of nacho sauce on them, were covered in dirt, and you could make out the shape of a slice of pizza on the bottom of one shoe. Kiran ran up and started having a mental fit right beneath them. Hahaha which, as a responsible information collector, I got all on video. And what made it even better is the pizza slice slid off the shoe and landed right on his face!!! Payback might be even sweeter than ice cream.

I know, payback for what? Well, I said he texted me ten times, the first thing he texted me was well it was something that should not be sent, and it was short.

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A/N: I will leave you readers to imagine what that text was 😏