Before I start this chapter, I just want to apologize for not updating sooner. My school lost some of our summer breaks due to weather and I'm currently in summer school for my world history class. And I'm babysitting my 10 and 8 year old nephews along with my 3 year old niece for a week while their mom has their baby brother. Anyways , I'm so sorry this stress has been getting to me and my older sister is leaving for a trip for a few days and leaving me with my nephews and niece until then. Once again, I am sorry.
Anonymous's POV
It didn't take long for my brother to grab my hand and lead me and our friends to where the Princess and the weird pedophile is. "Give us the Stick, Princess Kenny. You don't want to go down like this, brah." The wizard said. Kenny just muffled something out. Next thing, I know I heard music. I turn my head to where I'm guessing Dovahkiin is and gave him a confused face. "Yes! GO PRINCESS KENNY!" The guy yelled as my brother let go of my hand. I began to get worried when I couldn't find my brother's hand or feel his presence. I felt around for him, only to find someone else's arm. "Princess, what are you doing?" I heard Kyle saying from beside me. "Looking for my brother." I stated as I felt a hand wrap around mine. "I got you, your brother's in battle. Just wait." I did as I was told and waited. I began to get bored and began feeling around for Shira. I felt Shira's fur and began to pet her as I heard Kenny let out a muffled sound of pain. "It's all over, Princess Kenny. Douchebag is too powerful for you." I heard Kenny walk away from us and a cap from a vial being opened. "What's she doing?" Stan asked as I slowly began lifting the fold on my blindfold. Only for my brother to swat my hand away from it and pull it back over my eyes. "No, Kenny, don't drink that!" Kyle yelled as he tightened the grip on my hand. Next thing I hear is muffled German. "Did Kenny-" "Yep." "AAAAGH! NAZI ZOMBIE PRINCESS KENNY!" Cartman yelled. "FUCK!" Kyle yelled. "This is it King Douchebag! The final battle! Your buddies stand beside you! I will stand over here..." Cartman said as Jimmy took his place next to Dovahkiin. "Give these vermin a taste of their own medicine, Princess Kenny!" The government guy yelled as I heard a bunch of rats surround Kenny. I heard a flute being played. My brother isn't really a musical one, so I'm guessing it's Jimmy playing the flute. "No! Where are you going with Princess Kenny's rats?! Damn you!" The Government guy yelled at Jimmy as he went beside Cartman. "Hola. I better c-catch my breath." Jimmy stuttered as Butters quickly took Jimmy's place in the fight. I heard Kenny muffle something out in German as I heard someone fall to the ground. "Oh my God! You killed Kenny!" Stan said in shock. "You b- oh no wait, he's back." Kyle said as I heard more shuffling as someone stood up, I'm guessing it's Kenny. Kyle let go of my hand as I heard him and Butters switching places. Butters quickly came to my side and began to catch his breath. "Yes! Drink your goo, Princess Kenny! You'll be invincible!" The government guy said as a shiver went down my back. I heard I,e running up to Kyle's side. "Oh no you don't!" Kyle yelled as he kicked Ike into the air. Ike hit Kenny before running off crying, Kyle following right behind him. "A lucky shot but no matter. Princess Kenny still has lots of tricks up her puffy sleeves." Stan quickly took his place back in battle. "Ow, I hurt my leg. You better go on without me." Kyle said taking his place next to Jimmy. I heard Kenny hit the ground before standing back up. The guys quickly gather around. "She doesn't stay dead!!! We can't beat her!" Stan said. "Dude, we're fucked! There's no way!" Kyle said as Dovahkiin took my hand. "There is ONE WAY. We're gonna have to break the Gentlemen's Code." Cartman said as I tilted my head in confusion. "What?! Cartman, you can't possibly mean-" Kyle started only to be cut off. "What other choice do we have, Kyle?!" Cartman yelled before turning to, I'm assuming my brother. "KING DOUCHEBAG! You remember long ago, I made you swear to an oath to never fart on anyone's balls. I am now asking you...to break that oath." Cartman said as Stan spoke up. "He's right. It's our only chance." Stan said as Cartman began to yell at my brother. "Fart on Princess Kenny's balls, King Douchebag. DO IT!" As Cartman, I'm guessing rushed off behind Kenny. I heard the boards creak under Cartman and Kenny's weight. "Now, King Douchebag! Fart on Princess Kenny's balls!" Cartman yelled as Kenny swatted at his face. "What about the Gentlemen's oath?!" The creepy guy said in shock. I whipped my face toward the man. "Shut up you creepy ass old man! You have nothing to do with this right now! Fucking idiot! Fucking shove that eyepatch so far up your ass that your gonna have to have a tube up your ass to feed you!" I yelled before brother pulled me into a tight hug and fart on Kenny, causing us all to be knocked back. My brother pulled me into a tuck and roll as every ducked for cover. Dovahkiin and I slowly sat up as our friends groaned. "Can I Look now?" I asked Dovahkiin, who began to undo the blindfold. The first thing I saw was my brother with a big smile on his face. I threw my arms around him and hugged him, immediately earning a hug back. Shira rushed over to us and licked our faces, earning a smile and a laugh from me. Dovahkiin helped me up as I looked around. "Everything is back to normal." I said earning a slight nod from Dovah. Butters and Jimmy immediately began to return to the Elven and the Human Kingdoms to tell everyone of the victory. As Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Dovahkiin, Shira, and I began to make our way to the lake with the Stick of Truth, that we recovered from Princess Kenny's dead body. We looked out into the lake as the Elven King broke the silence. "You guys sure about this?" Kyle said as Cartman looked at the Stick of Truth. "There's no other way." Cartman said as Dovahkiin wrapped his arm around my shoulder and pulled me closer to him as Shira sat down like the good girl she is. "It drove our friend to madness and nearly killed us all." Stan said as Cartman launched the Stick into the lake. We watched in silence as the Stick sank into the water. "So what do you guys wanna play now?!" Cartman asked as Dovahkiin and I looked at him like he was crazy. "How about Dinosaur Hunters?" Stan suggested. "Or Pharaohs and Mummies!" Kyle suggested. "Let's ask Douchebag! What do you wanna play next, dude?" Cartman asked as I looked up at my brother, who looked down at me. I smiled before giving him and encouraging nod. He gave me a quick smile before looking at the other boys. "Screw you guys. We're going home." He said as he began to pull me along. "I think I'd like to play 'Go home and watch T.V. with my favorite brother and Snow Princess.'" I said, earning a happy smile from my brother and a happy bark from Shira. I heard Cartman behind us say. "Wow. What a dick." I smiled as Dovahkiin and I went home. Dovahkiin and I sat on the couch and watched Terrance and Phillip. It wasn't long until Dovahkiin, Shira, and I went upstairs and got ready for bed. Dovah decided to sleep in his own bed tonight. I laid in bed for a few minutes, listening to Mom and Dad argue like usual. After they went to sleep, I felt myself smile before sitting up and looking out the window. "Until tomorrow, South Park. Can't wait to see our next adventure." I said before laying down and going to sleep.
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