He Has a Brother!?

Chapter 7

Anonymous's POV
Butters, Shira and I slowly made our way toward the church in silence until Butters broke it. ".Why is Douchebag so quiet?" He asked. "My brother is selectively mute, so he only speaks when he wants to. He's not trying to be rude or anything. He's just like that." I said as we approached the church. The blonde paladin rushed in front of us, opening the door for us. I smiled before thanking him as We walked into the church. "Tee hee hee hee!" My ears twitched as Someone giggled. I closed my eyes, trying to locate the sound. It was coming from one of the pews, I looked over to see a brunette man giggling, peeking his head up every once in a while. I walked up to him and tapped him on the shoulder. "You found me! Tee hee hee! Next time won't be so easy!" He exclaimed, as Butters and I began to exit the church. We walked back to City hall to find Priest Maxi. We approached him, he began to speak. "Do not despair, for many find Jesus only to lose him later. But the soul that does not abandon its search will surely be rewarded with His company. Remember that." He said as he sent us back to the church. "Jesus! Why do we have to keep looking?" I groaned as we made our way to the church. We walked back into the church to find no one. Butters began searching by the stage while Shira and I searched the pews. "Where is he?" I asked, as Butters accidentally kicked a light. "Oh hamburgers! Sorry Anon!" He said. "It's okay..." I trailed off, looking at the shadow on the wall. "Butters...your a genius." I said, rushing toward the light switch flicking it off, then ran to the stage and turned the other light, revealing the shadow. I peeked my head behind the altar to see Jesus. "Well done, my son! I hope you didn't peek! Remember, I will always be at the side of those who have found me. You can call me once per day with this. But I can't help against bosses. They're scary. Come find me again for another." Jesus said, giving me a Rosary. I felt my phone vibrate, I turned it on to see a message from Dovah. He's currently coming back and heading to the girls. Butters, Shira and I walked out the door, ready to prepare for battle.