He Has a Brother!?

Chapter 8

Anonymous's POV
Butters, Shira and I rushed towards Clyde's house, ready for the battle. My hair was pulled up into a pigtails and while we walked back, we stopped by my house for me to change into my white dress with a dark navy blue jacket and white low heel shoes. We quickly got to Clyde's house to see our army standing there with Kyle, Cartman and Dovahkiin standing in the front with Kenny, Jimmy, and Stan. Kyle and Cartman were in the middle of a speech when Butters, Shira and I quickly merged into the crowd and made our way to the front. We got up to my brother's side just as Cartman and Kyle charged us through Clyde's house with me apologizing to Clyde's dad. Dovahkiin grabbed my hand so Shira and I don't get separated with him. Just as we entered the backyard. I watched as everyone was immediately engaged in combat. On the trail in front of us Wendy was kneeling by the moat with one of the girls comforting her. "They- they ripped my costume. I worked really hard on it!" She said before pointing toward the castle. "YOU SONS OF BITCHES ARE GONNA GET WHAT'S COMING TO YOU!" She yelled as Butters knelt down beside them as Shira sniffed the ground in curiousness. "You word is the command, my lord." I looked at my brother causing him to gesture to the injured girl. Butters healed her as my brother knocked the bridge down with Nagasaki. "CHARGE!" Wendy called as she followed Dovahkiin, Shira and I over the bridge. Shira boosted me up to the generator with her back while I turned it off. While Shira and I did that the others fought the guys blocking the entrance. I jumped down from Shira's back and we rushed back to my friends. Dovahkiin busted through the front gate before leading us through. Unfortunately for us, Cyclopes shot at us with fireworks as soon as we entered. We quickly ducked into a corner while We quickly spread out with Kyle, Butters and I going ahead while Dovahkiin, Shira, Jimmy, Kenny and Cartman stayed behind to fight the Dark Wizards and Cyclops that we somehow was able to get passed. Kyle, Butters and I climbed the ladder into a room with Zombie people and animals inside. Kyle and Butters somehow got separated from me in the fight. I was backed up into the wall as Zombies got closer. I felt tears well up in my eyes and make their way down my face. '....I have to do it....I don't want too...but it's the only way to save myself, my king, and my Paladin.' I thought as I watched Butters and Kyle get knocked back onto the floor. I looked up from my spot on the floor before making eye contact with both Butters and Kyle. "I'm sorry. I wish I could stay cute in front of you both for as long as I lived." I said as tears dripped from my face. Kyle's eyes widen as a zombie got between me and the boys. "Princess!" I heard Butters yell as I felt something snap in me. 'It's time...'
Kyle's POV
I watched as a zombie blocked my view of the princess. "Princess!" Butters yelled. SHINK! I look up to see a sword tip sticking out of a zombie's head. Then one by one the zombies fell as the princess, who we assumed was as harmless and innocent as they come, danced around with swords in hand, so quick that all we saw was a blur flipping, twisting, turning, slicing, and stabbing. I snapped out of it as I heard a noise from behind Butters and I. Next thing we know, Anon was leaning over us with the swords embedded into two zombies heads. Anon looked down at us....tears were dripping from his face onto mine and Butters's. "I was hoping no one especially you two would never have to see me like this." He said before he visibly tightened his grip on the swords before looking at us with a look that could make millions of people's knees give from how incredibly hot and/or Sexy it was. "But...this time I will protect you both." He said as he pulled the swords from the zombie's head before turning to the rest of the zombies and began speaking in a very....attractive and strong voice that would make anyone weak in the knees. "My name is Anonymous Konja Loki Luna Coniferous Luope. Son of Christopher Luope. Brother of Commander Douchebag!-" He said before posing. "Princess to the Elven Kingdom!" He shouted before lunging at the rest of the zombies. I watched as he cut the zombies down before turning toward where the ladder we came from  began making noise. He lunged that way before his wrist was grabbed. Anon looked up to see-"Brother?" He questioned in his usual Quiet, shy and soft voice. Douchebag continued to stare at Anon as the Elven princess lowered the swords. "I'm so sorry." Anon said before dropping the swords and crying into his hands. The Commander pulled the white haired princess to his chest as the rest of our group made their way up the ladder. It took slightly longer than expected since Douchebag had to go back down to retrieve Shira. Stan peeked his head in through the window. "We've got your back! Pirates, help the Commander and Princess!" Stan yelled up to the small children scaling the Fortress. I turn to see the pirates send down a rope ladder for us. "Avast, Douchebag!" "Arrr!" The kindergarteners said before continuing up the wall. I watch as Douchebag grabbed Anon's waist as the princess whistled for Shira to follow. Douchebag practically carried the innocent Princess up the rope ladder as Shira somehow climbed up the ladder after her owner....that's one skilled dog...just like our princess.
Anonymous's POV
Dovahkiin wrapped his hand around my waist and carried me up the ladder with Shira quickly following after. As we reached the top of the ladder, Dovahkiin put me back on my own two feet and help Shira up the last few steps of the ladder. I watched as Stan jumped down the top of the tower onto the balcony above us. "All right, here's the plan. Attack each tower and raise the gate so we can get into Clyde's lair! Maplebeard! Clear the path!" Stan yelled to Ike before heading inside the Fortress. Ike happily pulled out a firework and a lighter but as he was about to light the fuse, a Cyclops ran over and punched the small Canadian. "FUCK. YOU." The Cyclops said as he punched the child. The Cyclops walked off, leaving Ike to cry by the unlit firework. I rushed over to Ike and pulled him into my arms. The small Canadian cried into my shoulder as I looked over to my brother. "Give him hell." I said in a low voice, earning a ghost of a smile and a nod from him before he, Butter, Jimmy, and Cartman headed off into the Cyclops's direction while Kyle and Shira stayed behind. Kyle helped me comfort the young kid with the help of Shira, we kind of did but he was disappointed that the firework didn't get set off. I picked up the lighter before picking up the firework. 'This may come in handy.' I thought as I saw the gate open slightly. My brother walked past us toward the other pathway toward more Cyclopes, which he lite on fire. It wasn't long until the gate was opened. I let go of the Canadian kid, who went to beat on the Cyclops that punched him, before hurrying into the fortress with the rest of our group. "Come on now sour only chance." I heard Stan say before the gate closed behind us. "Haha! Your tapped! I am a level 14 thief AND the Dark Lord's Chief assassin and you will all perish here and now!" Craig said before turning to a crank. "Douchebag! I'm stuck! Can you get me in?" Stan yelled to my brother, who let him in. Stan cut one of the cows down before Dovahkiin let Ike in, who also cut down another Cow. "You guys are assholes!" Craig said as he finished cranking the last cow up to the arena type area. Craig turned back to us before kneeling. "Now, let's see how you fare against the Dark Lord's Chief assassin and a Cow!" Craig said jumping down into the arena. My brother turned to me before tossing me two Swords that I caught with ease. My brother and I ran into the battle faster than Craig or the cow could get ready. I easily sliced the cow into little undead beef patties as my brother took Craig down with some help from the guys, while I got his clones with Shira's help....and let me tell you that was no easy fate, but I was able to get out of there with a few small cuts and bruises and Shira got out of there with no injuries. Stan let down the ladder as Dovahkiin helped me up the ladder. He led us through a door only to see the strange guy from the abortion clinic. "Dad? What the hell are you doing here?" Stan said as the strange man approached us. "Oh! It's my favorite kids!" The man said as he knelt in front of my brother and I. Dovah wrapped his arm around my waist and pulled me closer to him as the man began to speak. "Listen! I found out what they were doing at the women's clinic! They were looking for a candidate to put a snuke into! They're going to nuke ALL OF SOUTH PARK!" "A snuke?" Kyle questioned as Mr. Marsh quickly interrupted. "You boys don't understand. They've put the snuke HERE." Mr. Marsh said, tapping his sword against the wooden floor. "Who did?" "Whoever these people are CLAIMING to be Taco Bell!" He said as he stood up. "We should have known Taco Bell is far too compassionate and caring to be so secretive. The quality of their character, like the quality of their food, should have never come to question." Mr. Marsh continued to ramble before Ranger Stan spoke up. "Dad, where is the woman with the snuke?!" Stan said causing Mr. Marsh to turn to him. "They didn't put it in a woman..." Mr. Marsh said before leading us into another room. Standing there, tied to a pole was...a random dude I've met before... "All I remember was that there were these big government guys, and they wrestled me to the floor at my house! And then I remember thinking, 'well this is fun, but wait - is that a thermonuclear device?' I had some drinks, so putting a thermonuclear device up my ass wasn't completely out of the question... Oh Jesus Christ, how long do I have?!" "We don't know, Mr. Slave, but it could be a matter of MINUTES." Mr. Marsh said as the now known Mr. Slave turned his butt toward the other guys. "Well, what are you waiting for? PULL IT OUT!!!" Mr. Slave said as he bent forward. Cartman started reaching for Mr. Slave's butt, only for Kyle to quickly smacks him. "No! We can't just pull it out! Snakes have triggers on them! We have to abort it from the inside." Kyle explained. "Oh come on! Who knows how to do abortions AND can get really really small?!" Cartman argued. Everyone began looking at each other as Dovahkiin and I gave each other a worried look. "Hmm... WHO? Who could POSSIBLY be able to make themselves tiny AND know something about abortions? Ugh! Hmm, let's see..." Cartman said as he rubbed his chubby chin. "Who could there be?" Stan questioned. "Hm.... uhh, who could it be....? Let me think..." Mr. Marsh said. "There's got to be someone." Mr. Slave said as Dovahkiin shook his head and looked at me with a worried look. I gently smiled at him before he gave me a hug. "Be careful." He whispered into my feline ear. I nodded before nuzzling in to his chest. We pulled away from each other before I took the gnome dust and sprinkling it on myself. "Oh, look! He's all small!" Mr. Slave said as the now ginormous Shira tried to nuzzle my now tiny body, only resulting in her pushing me over. I pushed myself back to my feet and walked toward Mr. Slave's legs as Mr. Marsh made a comment. "Wow, this kid is just FULL of surprises! Quick! Get up there and disarm the snuke! Hurry!" Mr. Marsh said as he tried to rush me. I looked up at him. "I did an abortion on you once! I'm not afraid to do it again!" I said before I started climbing Mr. Slave's hairy legs. "Oh, be careful. I might have also put some bats up there the other night..." Mr. Slave said causing me to shiver in disgust. And into the butt I went to save the town....very nasty mind you!