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Anonymous's POV
I grabbed onto Dovahkiin's hand as we walked into the clinic. Let's just say...I have bad memories of clinics. I quickly walked over to a woman at the counter before peeking over the counter. "Excuse me, ma'am?" I whispered as she gently looked down at me. "Hi, here for an abortion?" She asked as I slowly nodded my head. "It's okay, don't be scared. The first one's always the scariest. Take room A, second door to your left." She instructed as we approached the door. As I reached for the handle, I heard the woman talking. "I'm sorry, your little friends will have to wait out here." She said, causing me to freeze and look at my brother. He gave me a look and motioned for me to continue on. I nodded before walking through the door. 'Guess I'm alone now...' I looted cabinets and continued until I found a room with a camera. I tried to open the door, when I heard a robotic voice. "ACCESS RESTRICTED TO PHYSICIANS ONLY!" 'Damn, gotta find another way...or possibly a disguise' I thought before walking toward operating room A. I slowly opened the door to be met with a man, who I'm guessing is the doctor. "Hi, I'm Doctor Poonlover. Get on up in the chair and this won't take long at all." He said, as I approached the chair. He then stared at me as I was about the get in the chair. "Hey, little young to be having a abortion, aren't we? It's okay, we have a booster seat..." He said, pulling out a booster seat. I climb into the booster seat as he grabbed the vacuum. "Alright, just sit back and relax. We'll get that fuck trash taken right out of you. Here we go..." He said, starting up the vacuum. I began clenching when he started vacuuming. Next thing we know the vacuum burned out. "What the... wow, never seen THAT before. You burned out the vacuum! I'm gonna have to get this thing fixed. Be back in a minute." He said, walking out of the room. I jumped out of the chair, only to feel a sharp pain in my abdomen, hands and knees I look at down to see a broken syringe, glass stuck in my hands and knees. 'Fucking asshole, can't believe he fell for the disguise...' I quickly walk over to a pile of scrubs and put them on. 'Hope this works...' I thought as I limped out of the room and down the hall to the records room. I stopped in front of the door, grabbing ahold of the handle, only to hear a robotic voice. "Access granted, Thank you, Doctor." The voice said, as the door opened. I closed the door and limped to the files, digging through them until I found the right one. I immediately took a picture and sent it to the girls. I began to read the weird language, when a strange man fell from behind the boxes. "Agh! Dammit!" He said, before looking at me. "Oh...it's you! Thank God!" 'Who the hell is he?' I thought as he began saying something about the PTA and Taco Bell. "But, why would they be interested in the gynecological files of the woman of South Park?" He asked as the door opened. "I'm afraid now you know too much." A man in government clothing said, before saying something over a walkie talkie. I could hear a familiar voice from the other side but I can't place the voice. "Before you kill us, tell us why. Why is Taco Bell taking the records of women's vaginas in South Park?" Randy asked as a machine began beeping. "Tell us, what do women's vaginas and Doritos Locos Tacos have in common?!" Randy demanded as the government men said, something about a outbreak. "WE HAVE CONTAMINATION IN SECTOR SEVEN! ALL UNITS TO SECTOR SEVEN!!!" "SECURE THE AREA! PUT THAT WOMAN IN RESTRAINTS!" The men ordered as the woman from the counter yelled. Doctor Poonbutt ran down the hall toward us. "What's going on?" "Taco Bell security. Your clinic is infected with the Nazi Zombie Virus." They said, making me pale very quickly. "Nazi Zombies?! That's ridiculous! AND Bigoted! I happen to BE German!" "HE'S ONE OF THEM!!!" A man yelled shooting PoonButt, causing the woman to scream and Randy to run off. Before dying PoonLover looked at me. "Tell people...what you saw here today." He said, as his eyes rolled into the back of his head. The men closed and locked the door. My phone began vibrating, I turn it on only to see a message from Stan. "Watch out, dude. A bunch of soldiers just blocked off the clinic. We'll find some way to get to you." I turned to find a gnome hole. I immediately shrunk down and quickly limped through the hole, only to be met with Nazi Zombie Rats. I threw one of my blades at the pipe above their heads, causing soldiers to shoot through the floor, killing the rats. I looted them and limped over to a blurry looking jar. I hit the jar only to see a fetus, causing my eyes to widen both in pain and sadness, I quickly hit it again only for it to brake apart. I went through to see Nazi Gnomes, they started running toward me as I threw another blade at another pipe causing all the gnomes to be shot dead. I looted them and went above to ground floor and crawled through a plugin. I quickly grew large to be met with Randy, who had on a wig and sitting in the chair. I limped up to the stool as he shushed me. Suddenly, the door opened revealing two men. "NOBODY MOVE!" The man yelled. "OH! Ha ha, what's going on? I-I'm just here for an operation....ha-ha... oh there you are, doctor! I'm ready when you are. Is this going to hurt, Doctor? Tee-hee." Randy said, as I glanced at the soldiers, who don't seem completely convinced. "There's something fishy going on here. I think they might be Nazi Zombies..." One man said to the other. "We'll see if you're a real doctor. Give her an abortion. Do it!" The other man said, causing me to crawl up onto the stool. Randy seemed to be getting worried. "Oh ho, goodness!" "Don't worry I'm experienced." I whispered, picking up the syringe. "Really?" Randy asked. "Nope!" I whispered, stabbing him in the balls with the syringe. "OWW, MY BALLS...My mal-...my m-malls...my, my favorite shopping malls all close at five, Doctor. Can we please get this over with quickly?" Randy said, looking between me and the government men. "Bitch, I'll be done, when I'm done, so man the fuck up!" I said, grabbing the metal rod. I began to dilate his anus. "Oh that's cold. That's COLD!" "Would you prefer it to be red hot?" I asked, getting him to shake his head. "This is about as wide as I can gape, doctor! Okay, okay do it. I'm ready!" Randy said, as I pulled the vacuum toward us and turned it on. "Get ready to be sore in the morning!" I said happily, before continuing. Somehow I successfully did the abortion. "He did it!" "Alright, so he is a real doctor." The lights began to flicker. "Oh shit. CLEAR THE BUILDING! THE AREA HAS BEEN COMPROMISED!!! GET OUT NOW!" The agent yelled, before closing the door. I looked at Randy with a smile. "Told you, I was experienced." "You go on ahead, it'll be a while before I can walk very well." "Well it'll be a while before I can sleep very well, and you don't see me complaining. Also I recommend icing your balls to help with the pain." I said, before limping out the door. I stepped into the hallway, only for the roof to collapse, blocking the door I just walked through. "What the hell was that?!" I could hear something or someone yelling in German. "Matthers... where did you find the alien goo?" "Broken vials were in the trash cans, sir." The man said, causing me to pale dramatically. "What could have come into contact with it in the trash can of a abortion, clinic?" "Oh my God..." A man said, before a bunch of fetuses broke through a glass door, shouting angrily in German. The fetuses moved everywhere killing the soldiers. I stood there in shock until I felt someone put a hand on my shoulder. I jumped and turned, slapping who ever it was. After I hear the loud SLAP! I realized the person I slapped was my brother. I look up to see Butters, peeking his head over the hole in the roof. "We're hear for you, buddy!" He said, before falling from the hole. "God dammit!" Soon, one by one the group jumped down from the hole. "Look at that little fella...Are those little babies sucking blood?" Butters asked, as Dovahkiin lead us through the hallway. I tried not to limp, but sadly Kyle was the first to realize. "Anon, are you limping?" Kyle asked, as I slowed down slightly. "Yeah, after the abortion thing... I jumped down from the chair and fell on a broken needle." I said, shuddering from the thought. Dovahkiin stopped, causing me to bump into him. I looked in front of him to see a man with a giant hole in his gut and a blocked off exit. I looked around until I see a cabinet. I quickly slipped some gnome dust to Dovahkiin, while the guys was looting some shit. He turned us all small and slipped the dust back to me. We then proceeded on with our quest, which included killing Nazi Rats. We once again stopped, but this time it was because of a mini gun. We watched as two Nazi Fetuses dropped down from the ceiling and ran toward the gun....only to sadly....get wasted. I looked at my brother and pointed up on a pipe and explained my plan to him. I ran over to turn off the water as Dovahkiin teleported into the pipe and shot down a hanging light, only to cause a fire. My brother teleported back down to us, and blew open the block way. Soon, we made it back to the entrance only to find two more soldiers and Doctor PoonButt. "That's it! That's it. The area is secure. Code Green." The soldier yelled through his radio. "It's not secure..." "Tell all unites the outbreak has been contained." "It not contained!" "What the hell are you talking about?!" "It's not contained. Y-You don't understand...Khloe Kardashian was in here this morning. She had... the biggest abortion I've ever seen..." PoonLover said, as we all looked at each other. Not even a minute later, a giant fetus burst through the wall, ripping the soldiers apart, as we ran to the far corner, careful to not get shot. Dovahkiin and the group got ready to fight as I stood off to the side. I noticed that the cord was about to attack the group from behind, I quickly ran up to the cord and sliced at it, as Dovahkiin finished off the fetus. I turned to Dovahkiin as we walked out the door of the clinic. "I think I'm gonna have trouble sleeping for the rest of my life." He gently rubbed my feline ears as I leaned on his shoulder. "I'm going to find Jesus, can you take care of the rest of the things with the girls?" I asked my brunette brother, as he nodded and motioned me to continue on. We part ways, not even 4 minutes later, Butters runs up to me. "Anon, wait up." I stopped and waited as Butters rushed to my side. "What's up, Butters?" "Douchebag wanted me to go with you while they finish the quest for the girls." He explained smiling. I smiled back as we continued on our way.
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