He's WHAT? (Taekook + Jihope) ✓

24

Hoseok and Jungkook arrived at some men's saloon after the older had taken care of his 'business' and the younger had eaten.

"Why are we here?"

The brunette asked in annoyance doubting his manager's intentions.

"I think you're having short term memory loss, Kook. I told you only half hour ago that Jimin wanted your company."

The younger glared at the other's back still suspicious of him but got out of the car anyway to walk inside the saloon. Maybe Jimin wanted to get a hair cut or something but he still couldn't believe that his company was needed here or even asked for to begin with. Yet he walked in the direction the older was walking in just to see what was the pinkette up to.

They opened the door to walk in and Hoseok being a gentleman greeted the people he made eye contact with while Jungkook being an asshole went straight for the couch and drowned in it comfortably.

The older came and sat next to him after a while with a sly smirk on his face that didn't seem anything but suspicious.

"I know you're cooking something here. Spill it or I'll be-"

An idea came to his mind and he changed his threat.

"I'll tell Jimin you said he has a nice ass."

Hoseok's head slowly turned towards him as he watched in horror how could the younger even say something so vulgar about his own friend.

"Do you realize that Jimin is your friend, not mine? Have some shame."

Jungkook only grinned as he chuckled before speaking again as he slid in deeper in the couch slipping his legs further outward not caring that they might come in someone's way.

"You didn't deny it."

The older sighed as he shook his head and started tapping on his phone instead of replying to the stupid brunette.

Of course he wouldn't deny it. It was a fact, after all. Not that Jungkook needed to know his thoughts.

After around ten minutes the door opened again and the familiar voices invaded both waiting males' ears making them look up at the incoming people.

The younger's mood dropped in an instant as he slammed his hand on the small table in front of him before jumping up to his feet.

"I knew it! I fucking knew this was somehow related to that dipshit. Jimin was just a bait, you fucker. I'm out of here."

The entire saloon was quiet as the brunette stormed out like a mad dog and only when the door slammed shut after him did the others breathed again.

"Taehyung-ssi, Jimin-ssi, I apologise for him. I-"

Before he could say anything more Taehyung patted his arm with a small smile and a weak 'it's okay' while Jimin only turned back to go after the asshole. When he stepped out he saw the younger stomping towards his car while muttering nonsense. Before the brunette could reach out for the car door, Jimin was on his head and spun him around as if he was feather weight.

"WHA- oh, it's you."

The older took him by his ear without a warning and dragged him back towards the saloon.

"Ow, yah! Wait, ah! It hurts, you idiot!"

The older only glared at him as he kept dragging him along and stopped only when they were at the door again.

"Address me as 'yah' one more time  and I'll chop your balls off. Now go in and apologise to him."

Jungkook shook his head immediately.

"Hell no."

Jimin reached for his ear again but the younger was quick to dodge himself away this time.

"You don't understand, Jimin. That guy's a disease."

The said male retreated his hand and punched him in the tummy making him bend in pain.

"Jimin, why?"

Jungkook asked as he rubbed his hurting area and straightened up but only received an angry glare in response.

"Why are you being such a dick to him? What did he do to you?"

Jungkook sighed as if Jimin wasn't grasping the obvious.

"He's gay, Jimin. I hate gays."

The raven head froze in his spot as he saw the younger card his hand through his hair arrogantly before replying in a matter of fact tone.

"Kook, I'm gay too. And so are you."

The brunette immediately covered the other's mouth with his hand and looked around in panic to see if anyone heard him or not. When he saw no one in vicinity, the younger sighed in relief before hissing out.

"I'm NOT gay, Jimin. I never was. It was just a misconception. I'm straight. And you are my friend. That's why I'm fine with what you are. That's not the case with everyone. You've been away for a long time so you don't know this but this is how I am. So don't force me to like him because I won't."

When the brunette was done giving his speech, Jimin only stared at him blankly and spoke after the other quiet down.

"Are you done?"

Jungkook blinked at him wondering why was he asked such a taunting question.

"Ye..ah, I am."

Jimin breathed in a long one to calm himself down.

"Don't ever say something so stupid anywhere else when I'm with you or I'll disown you. You are as straight as a rainbow so spare me that shit. Now tell me the real reason why you're being so brutal with Taehyung?"

The brunette looked highly offended and flailed his arms when he replied.

"I'm not making this up. I'm really straight and homophobic. I. Do. Not. Like. Gays. Period."

Jimin was about to say something back when Hoseok walked out of the saloon and joined them.

"Jimin-ssi, please don't bother with him. It will take another century for him to accept the truth because his mind works slower than a turtle's gait."

The raven head laughed heartily at the insult and the pink haired male smirked before chuckling softly looking at Jimin while the youngest only huffed at the collective attacks on him.

"Jerks. Both of you. No wonder you both like each other."

The other two shut up immediately and their ears started to turn pink. The brunette was too busy scowling to notice the change in the older males next to him and they were both internally thankful for his anger at the moment.

Hoseok was sure about his feelings by now but Jimin was yet to reach a decision and what he was thinking right now was that getting to know the pink haired male might not be that bad, after all.

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