chapter i - "get out of my room you horny asshole!"
"I knew it!" Chloe shouted as the crow statue opened to reveal the two Quagmire triplets. Chloe and I had been obsessing over the Netflix show A Series of Unfortunate Events. We had a sleepover so we could binge all the episodes at one time. We were currently hiding out in her room avoiding her twin brother Noah.
"As soon as they read Isadora's first couplet I knew the only place they could be was the statue," Chloe said with a triumphant smile. I hear a loud knock on Chloe's bedroom door so I pause the TV. The door opens to reveal Noah Schnapp, known to most as the actor who plays Will Byers in Stranger Things, but to Chloe and I he was just her annoying twin brother.
"Hey Kammie," he says to me with a wink.
"Get out of my room you horny asshole!" Chloe shouted trying to close the door on him.
"Okay sorry! Mom just wanted me to tell you that pizza is here," Noah said before slipping out of the door. Just as he was about to close it he shot me one last wink. I rolled my eyes and turned back to the TV.
"Let's grab some pizza and we can bring it up to my room to eat," Chloe tells me so I stand up and follow her downstairs.
