CHAT TOWER [AVENGERS]

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[in honor of Steve Rogers and his special asset]

♪you're listening to I THINK I SMELL A RAT - The White Stripes♪

5:00PM

Sam:
alright who's turn is it?

Bruce:
Certainly not mine.

Tinny:

Obviously I'm out of the equation

Bucky:
i went last time!

Nat:
No you didn't. Ray did.

Bucky:
Hey, have you seen that punk when he's snotty?!

Steve:
Wow, I feel so loved. :)

Thor:
Brother Steve, with all due respect, you act like what Midguardians call, a "little bitch" when you are sick.

Nat:
Thor is right.

Nat:
I can literally hear you groaning from the next room

Bruce:
Definitely didn't know supersoldiers could catch the flu.

You:
I'm more than happy to go.

Tinny:
AW LOOK AT YOU RAY, TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM. UWU

You:
Tony did you just fucking UWU at me

Tinny:
Yes, why is it weird ? UWU

Tinny:
It's really cute. UWU

Nat:
Don't you just love how Clint is ghosting to run away from responsibilities

Clint:
Whaaaat?

Clint:
Noooooo

Steve:
Ray is my one true friend.

Steve:
*Cough*

Bucky:
</3

Sam:
Well if friend means looking after your whiny ass then no thanks

Steve:
I WILL REMEMBER THIS.

You:
Steve I'm on my way :D

You:
I BEAR THAI SOUP

Steve:
I LOVE YOU

You:
LOVE YOU TOO