CHAT TOWER [AVENGERS]

BLACK BUTLER

(Old unpublished chapter that I didn't post bc it was just banter but oH weLl here's your crack head energy for today sir)

[BUCKY // Getting drunk for the first time]

Steve:
Ray, why aren't you back from the exhibition yet? You said you'd be back at 12?

You:
Jeez dad why don't you just ground me then

Steve:
Ray, where the heck are you?

You:
I

think someon3 put something in my dronk

You:
Like they were tastier mmh

Sam:
Tasty? Really?

You:
That's funny because i only remember drinking out of Peter's juice box today??

You:
Weird

Tinny is online

You:
Oh look there he is HIIII tON

Tinny:
evERYBODu CALM DOWN SHE'S WID ME

Clint:
Oh yeah that's very convincing!!!

Nat:
a said billionaire and a genius, couldn't set an appropriate autocorrect system

Tinny:
ffffhhmHf

Steve:
I'm going to kill Tony.

You:
Nononono shhh it's not his fault

You:
Tinny didn't know I've never been drunk before no big deal

Clint:
YOU'VE never been drunk before

Clint:
That's a shocker

Nat:
shut up Clint

You:
NOnonon I have been wAIt but like once or twice in University before

You:
WHEN I WAS OLD ENOUGHG

You:
do nOt drink kids

You:
I'm a very responsible drinker u kno

Sam:
Seems like it

You:
hmPh doNt see you complainin when u need  a ride home from the designated driver!!!!

Peter is online

Wanda is online

Peter:
HELLO EVERYBODY

Peter:
ANYONE KNOW WHERE RAY WENT?

Steve:
Hello Peter. Do you mind telling me where you last spotted Ray?

Peter:
Oh hello Mr. Steve -

Peter:
Well uh she was with me, we were looking at these art pieces