CHAT TOWER [AVENGERS]

GHOST MODE

[BUCKY // You and Bucky should never text at 3AM...]

♪you're listening to ...BABY ONE MORE TIME - Britney Spears♪

3:09A.M

Bucky:
Hey you

You:
hey you :)

Bucky:
how was your day munchy munkins?

Bucky:
my nummy nummy noodle

Bucky:
my little poodle pinky pie

You:
JAMES,, NO

Bucky:
i was trying to be the ideal cringe worthy fuckface of a boyfriend

Bucky:
isn't that what you idiots are into these days

You:
Only psychopaths are into 'poodle pie' sweetheart

Bucky:
hey I'm trying here

You:
Then stop

Bucky:
don't be a little shit I'm trying to love you here

You:
Oh is that so

Bucky:
yes my little sugar cube bumblebee

You:
Aw really my big beany beanstalk bear?!!11!!1!

Bucky:
of course my purple plummy peachy princess

Bucky:
to think some morons actually talk like this is the reason for my brain only being visible under the microscope

You:
I relate

You:
Can you tell my eyes are watering from the cringe??

You:
Wow Buck,, we should really find something to do

Sam turned off ghost mode

Clint turned off ghost mode

Nat turned off ghost mode

Nat:
um THIS is what u guys do at three in the morning?

Clint:
YOU GUYS NEVER SAID YOU WERE TOGETHER

You:
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT LITTLE THING WE TALKED ABOUT, CLINT? THE "MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS" KINDA THING??

Sam:
I JUST NEED THE DANG NICKNAMES TO STOP

Sam:
CHRIST

Sam:
NO

Sam:
NO PLEASE

Bucky:
WHAT THE HELL IS A GHOST MODE

Bucky:
ARE THERE MORE OF YOU?

Sam is inactive