[LOKI // He's getting to your head...]
♪you're listening to NEVER BE LIKE YOU - Flume ft. Kai♪
LOKI
onlineLoki:
I am quite amazed.You:
What is it?You:
You know you can just come and talk to me, you're RIGHT ACROSS THE ROOM
Loki:
You would not want me to say this out loud, trust me.You:
Loki stop messing with me...
Loki:
You know, I never would have fathomed your thoughts could be of this nature.You:
What? ⊙︿⊙Loki:
You know exactly what I am talking about. Do you not?You:
Um noLoki:
What is my brother doing on your mind?You:
LOKI ARE YOU IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW???Loki:
No, I am not.Loki:
That is why I am asking you what my brother is doing in there.You:
That's none of your business....
You:
It's nothing anyways, he sent everyone on his list an email with a picture of him at the beach so leave me aloneLoki:
If it is nothing, then why did you feel the need for instant justification right after you said it was none of my concern?You:
LOKI JUST GET OUT OF MY HEADLoki:
But I am not in it. In technical terms...You:
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY YOUR GAMESYou:
This is a total invasion of my privacy .Loki:
But I am curious as to why I am never on your mind.You:
You do this often ?!Loki:
What is your definition of 'often'...?
You:
GOODNESS, LOKI, GETTING INTO SOMEONE'S HEAD ISN'T THE SAME AS BEING ON THEIR MINDS SO WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO ACHIEVE HERELoki:
You know what would be immensely pleasant?
You:
What, Loki .Loki:
An image of you and I in the fields of Asgard.Loki:
With you, lying down and looking above the sky with wondrous pupils, and of course I - charming and pleasant to be with as usual - perhaps reciting a sonnet, beside you.You:
I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD NOW, THANKS !!Loki:
You are so bad at lying, Ray.Loki:
Ah, there we are in the fields!You:
LOKI I SAID GET OUT OF MY HEADLoki:
You are the one who thought me into it, you know?You:
GET. OUT.Loki:
I must say, your taste in clothing for that image is quite rich - though that is not exactly common wear in Asgard.Loki:
Oh, wow.Loki:
OH, WOW. I was not expecting that.Loki:
A glorious kiss though, I must say.Loki:
That was just a bonus.You:
OH MY GOD I WILL HURT YOULoki:
Unlikely.You:
You know how I feel about you reading my mind, Loki . It's insanely rude and disrespectful .
Loki:
Ray, have I angered you?You:
Take a hint, geniusLoki:
Well, I was only joking around.You:
You can't joke around with my feelings or thoughts like that . No one likes that .Loki:
I apologise.You:
It's fine .You:
Just stay out of my headLoki:
My intention was not to upset you...Loki:
I merely wanted to see if I was on your mind.Loki:
And I am sorry for ever wanting that and forcing it upon you.Loki is offline