CHAT TOWER [AVENGERS]

PUPPIES & BRIBERY

[TONY // He messed up. Again.]

♪you're listening to KIWI - Harry Styles♪

You:
TONY

You:
If you don't stop sending me all this expensive fucking chocolate I will never eat, I swear to God

Tony:
Look I told you I know I made a mistake and I'm acknowledging it, just come back to me

You:
STOP CALLING ME.

Tony:
NEVER

You:
OKAY WHY DID THIS GUY JUST SHOW UP AT MY DOOR WITH A BOX OF DAMN PUPPIES ???

Tony:
Because I love you.

You:
Are you trying to bribe me into forgiving you

Tony:
Why?

Tony:
is it working?

...

Tony:
Then yes. Yes, i'm trying to bribe you into forgiving me.

[A loud rock song starts blaring outside your window.]

You:
ANTHONY EDWARD STARK.

Tony:
You know I love it when you scream at me so if you were saying my name like that in another context, I think it would satisfy us both right now..

You:
Get out of my driveway.

Tony:
but you love Led Zeppelin

You:
You would have thought that before LOSING MY NEPHEW AT THE STORE,, ANTHONY.

Tony:
okay that has no correlation with Led Zeppelin...

Tony:
WAIT I MEAN

Tony:
HONEY IT WAS ONLY FOR TWO MINUTES

You:
He's THREE, can't you imagine what could've happened to him in two damn minutes?!

Tony:
Look, i'm here in your driveway, i've brought you everything i can possibly think of that you like, do you see what i'm trying to achieve here

Tony:
What more can I do?

You:
Get off my driveway and take all this trash with you . That includes yourself.

You:
(I'm keeping the damn puppies.)

You:
And if you're so apologetic, why don't just say the words?

Incoming phone call: Tony...

Tony: I LOVE YOU

Tony: I love you

Tony: I

Tony: Love

Tony: You

Tony: Can you just come back now?

Tony: You're breaking my heart here...

You: What heart?

Tony: Okay ouch.

You: Tony, you know those weren't the words.

Tony: ...

You: Now, now! what's the magic word?

Tony:
Please...?

You:
No.

Tony: Fine. I'm...

You: Now we're getting there.

Tony:
I'm s..

You:
Mhm...

Tony:
I'm s.

You:
Say it and I come dance with you in the driveway and annoy the neighbours.

Tony:
I'M SOR-

You: I'll come home with you and we can skip dinner... I think you know what that means for us, right?

Tony:
I'M SORRY.

Your call has been disconnected

You:
I thought so, you dirty bastard.

Tony:
Alright let's go!

Tony:
Also, you just bribed me into saying... That. I'm so proud of you. :')

You:
shut up Anthony 😒 You know I learn from the worst!!

Tony:
Come on hurry up we have to annoy the hell out your neighbors first. You owe me a dance.