In the Cipher house (Published on July 5)

Parent time!

NO POV
It was a peaceful Saturday morning into he Cipher-Pines house where all is asleep until..."WAAHHH!!!" Bailey cried waking up Dipper and Bill through the baby monitor ,but Brian her roommate is still asleep since he has earplugs.

"Pinetree." Bill whined putting an arm around his wife shaking her "Check the baby." Dipper turns around to glare at him making him confused "What?"

"Bill!" Dipper said getting mad "I have been taking care of OUR children for almost 18 Years!Without break! For once you do it!" Dipper uses her mom strength to pull Bill out of bed and into Bailey's room giving him a evil smirk "Good luck!" She walked back into their room ,and closed it leaving Bill with a very upset Bailey.

"Uh hey Bailey!?" Bill said awkwardly rocking on his heels not knowing what to do "Do you like fire?" He asked making fire in his hands that only upsets Bailey more "No well how about flying?" He picked her up and lifted himself of the ground "Isn't this fun!" Bailey starts to thrash around making Bill use his telekinesis on her to keep her from falling "Are you hungry?"Bill takes Bailey to the kitchen for some mashed food "Open up." Bailey refused the food and continues to cry "What do you want! I can't speak baby." He sniffs the air and immediately covers his nose "Now I see the problem!" He takes the baby to his room where Dipper is seen sleeping "Hey pinetree how do you change a diaper?"

"Oh Bill."Dipper signed rubbing her eyes "Ask Brooke." She said simply before falling asleep again making Bill sign ,and go into Brooke's and Bell's room. Bill starts to shake Brooke making her groan.

"Father why are you-" she stops herself when she smells the dirty diaper "You literally never changed a diaper?" She raised a brow taking The baby into her arms and going into baby's room where she quickly takes the diaper off, wipes her down,gets a new diaper and puts it on making Bailey happy again "There all better." She said putting Bailey in her crib and going into her room.

"Thank you sweetie!" Bill said going back to his room ,but was stopped but tiny hands on his pajama pants. Bill looks down to see Boston and Bonnie each holding a pants leg "What?" Bill asked sounding groggy making the twins jerk back to go back to their rooms,but Bill stopped them "Hey now I'm not gonna bite! Much!" He added smirking ,but stops when their eyes stray to water "I'm sorry what do ya need?" He lifted them into his arms.

"Were hungry!" The twins said together making Bill look at them "We need you to get mom to make us breakfast!" Boston said to clear up confusion.

"Oh!" Bill said looking at his room "I'm sorry ,but mom is still sleeping so she can't cook." He said making them pout, so he let them down.

"BREAKFAST! BREAKFAST!" The Cipher children chanted behind Bill making him panic seeing them awake ,and fear his wife will wake up to it.

"Okay! okay! Just quiet down!" Bill said "We'll just go out for food." The kids seem satisfied so they go in their rooms to change.

AT GREASY'S DINER
Bill is currently driving the family station wagon it has three rows of seats just barely fitting them since four of them needed boaster seats, luckily the older siblings straped them in. When they arrive they all got out with Blake handing Bailey to Bill. They all sat in the family booths taking up three spaces and Bill is in the middle "Okay Lazy Susan we'll take 11 orders of pancakes with syrup and also eggs! The kids will have milk and I'll have some wine. Make the eggs extra gooey for Bailey okay." Susan nodded and walked to the cook to place the order.

"Wow your a lot nicer than we thought! Like I thought you'd be evil or something!" Bell said in pure ignorance making the kids facepalm and scared of Bill's reaction. Bill did get a little mad ,but cooled himself off.
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"I'm your father! I'm not going to torture you! I've just never really had time to be with any of you!" Bill defended ,but the kids still looked unsure. Lazy Susan came back with orders which the kids happily dug in.

"Hey Father are you a lightbulb cause you are always going out! Ha get it!" Brett said laughing at his own joke and Bill laughs softly.

"You know you kinda remind me of myself when I was your age." Bill said catching the others attention "I mean appearance wise the hair and eyes ,but you got the nose and eyes of your mom! When I was a teenager i would make jokes all the time!" Bill ruffled Brett's hair then turning to the twins fighting over syrup "Whoa now kids! No fighting unless your training!" He took the syrup from the other table giving them both a syrup bottle.

"Oh Babe!" This dark boy said in a uniform running up to hug Brooke.

"Oh Landy-bear! I was about to text you ,but this is my Father!" Brooke said causing Bill to sit up and tower over Landon intimidating the boy with a foot height difference, the cold stare,Huge muscles seen through his white shirt and the wine bottle he's currently jugging.

"So your the young man interested in my oldest daughter huh?" Bill questioned his voice low.

"Uh Mr.Cipher sir!" Landon stuttered saluting and sweating "Uh I'll text you later babe I got to work!" He waved goodbye to Brooke who happily sat down.And

BACK HOME
"Ahh! Spider!"Bell yelled running from Brett holding a fake spider on a string laughing.

"Come on its fake!" Brett said still laughing until he ran into Bill who doesn't look pleased holding a shaking Bell.

"Give me the Spider!"Bill ordered and Brett did so sadly then walking away "It's okay Bell its gone." Bell walks away. Bill turns to the window to see Boston rolling in the mud.

"Hey father want a mudpie!" Boston yelled but Bill shook his head making Boston shrug then presumed making a mess.

"Hey um father can you help my throwing!" Been said holding a ball and a mit.

"Sure son , but I gotta warn you I'm a hard hitter! Ask your mother!" Bill chuckled then looked at Braden's disgusted face "Not that way! I meant when I played baseball in Highschool!" Bill led Braden outside where they played until Babs come outside.

"Father I want to introduce you to my ghost friends." She said stoically and Bill nodded going inside to her room "Can you feel their presence father?" She asked. Bill is focusing on energy ,but their is none. Suddenly a baby cry is heard.

"I'll help you get better later with this sweetie , but Bailey is crying!" Bill ran into Bailey's room to see Brian's side of the room engulfed in gases. In a hurry Bill grabbed Brian and Bailey out the room just when an explosion goes off "I got this." Bill grumbled. 

"Yeah you better MOP right to doing it! Ha get it!" Brett said handing Bill a mop making him mope "Hey looks who's MOPPING now! Ha get it!" Groans "But seriously Blake a little cleaning up music!" Blake came in with his guitar.

"You got it bro!" Blake said strumming up cleaning music making Bill smile.

NIGHT TIME IN MASTER BEDROOM
Bill and Dipper were getting ready for bed with Bill being exhausted "So how was motherhood?" Dipper said snickering at bill's annoyed look clear on his face "Hey thanks for taking care of the kids I appreciate the effort!" She kissed Bill on the cheek then went lower ,but Bill stopped her.

"Not tonight pinetree." Bill said flopping onto bed snoring instantly making Dipper shake her head sleeping on the bed as well.
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