In the Cipher house (Published on July 5)

Manly mom

IN THE KITCHEN
"Hey Mom!" Boston said tugging at Dipper's sweatpants making her look down "I clogged the toilet ,so you can teach me how to fix it!" Dipper sighed heavily taking her son's hand as they go to the bathroom. When they were done Dipper found the cause a doll?

"Huh!" Bonnie gasped looking through the door taking her doll back covered in toilet water "Boston you soiled my dollie!" Bonnie leaped at Boston causing them to brawl it out.

"Hey now." Dipper said wiping the water on her sweatpants so she can push them apart "No fighting. Boston apologize Now!" Boston grunts but eventually nods his head defeated.

"I'm sorry Bonnie." Boston said defeated then looks at his mother "But I just wanted to learn how to fix a toilet!" Dipper sighs standing up to crack her sore back.

"Boston please don't take your sister's things without permission!" Dipper said looking directly at his eyes then at her daughter who is glaring at Boston "And Bonnie don't start a fight with anyone they never lead to something good." Bonnie frowns as she and Boston go to their room. Babs then comes in the bathroom.

"Mom could you be the corpse at my practice funeral?" Babs asked and Dipper nods going into Babs and Braden's room where babs points at her bed for Dipper to lie in. When Dipper lies on the bed she closes her eyes as Babs recites a poem in memory.

"~burp~" Dipper burped then laughed "Sorry you were down wind to that sweetie." Dipper gets up and walks downstairs to get a snack where she spots Bell and Brooke discussing fashion "What are you two talking about?"

"Bell thinks skirts are just half of a dress ,but I think that's literally the wrongest thing ever!" Brooke said kinda mad at her sister who is simply smiling unaware as usual.

"Like I'll take your word!" Bell said then thought about her choice of words "Wait Can someone actually take someones words like by hand?"

"Honey no they can't." Dipper said to Bell then to both of her daughters "Sorry I don't think I can help you with fashion as you can see by my clothes."

"Those are clothes?" Bell asked looking Her mothers clothes "Wow I just thought were food stains or like nothing at all!"

"Yeah and unfortunately its a choice." Brooke said quite rudely walking away with her sister in tow.

"I got similar comments in highschool." Dipper stated looking her sweatpants, orange plain t-shirt and socks all which are dirty.

"Goo-goo." Bailey said waddling near Dipper in only a diaper. Dipper picks her up joyfully.

"You know just what to say." Dipper said tickling her baby's stomach making her giggle in delight "I thought Bill was watching you?"

"I am." Bill said walking in "We were playing hide and seek! Turns out she's a pro." Bill muttered taking Bailey back "Pinetree you look... Fair?" Bill guessed.

"Gee thanks!" Dipper snapped then dragged herself over to the couch "You know sometimes I wish I was more girly like Mabel." Bill frowned taking a seat next to his wife.

"Aww Pinetree... You know I love you just the way you are." Bill said throw lieing teeth making Dipper glare at him and walk up stairs "Where you going?" Bill asked but got no answer as he waited for a minute till she came back down.

"You lie all the time ,but for some reason your horrible at losing to me!" Dipper said taking out a pair of golden teeth and forced them in Bill's mouth. Blaine who is holding a comic comes down to see golden teeth in his Father's mouth making him quirk a brow.

"Hey Mom want to read and dress as our favorite comic book players!" Blaine said excited then looked at Bill looking ticked "What's up with father?"