Are you sure?

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A few hours after Bill was told Dipper is pregnant. That's my dog when he was saying puppy so cute!

"Honey are you sure?" Bill asked for millionth time making Dipper roll her eyes as she places spaghetti in front of him.

"Bill I've been pregnant 10 times before so, yeah I'm pretty sure." Dipper replied sitting down eating some spaghetti next to her husband.

"Yeah mom maybe your just overy-acting! Ha get it!" Brett laughed making his siblings groan.

"Good one son ,but seriously Pinetree more kids?" Bill said which made the kids stop eating to look at him with a glare "Hey don't i get to draw a line somewhere?!"

"NO!" The kids and Dipper yelled simultaneously making Bill flinch.

"Hmm yeah okay I get that." Boston whispered to his pet lizard "Lizzie says more the merrier!"

"Did not!" Bonnie debated glaring at her twin "The only thing going through that lizard's head is eat, poop, and sleep." 

"Hey be nice." Babs said teleporting between the two scaring them. the two glare at her and leap at her ,but she just teleported back to her seat "Ha ha." Babs said emotionless.

"Kids no using powers at the table how many times do I have to tell you." Dipper said pointing her fork at them threatenly.

"Never to use them." Braden said while lifting the table over his head smugly "Hey found my lucky jock strap!" He said holding up his jock strap putting the table back down.

"Ugh so gross." Brooke said looking away "I literally hope for another girl to even out the gross ratio in this house."

"Gah gah baby!" Bailey giggled reaching out for Dipper who gladly took her in her arms "Baby!" Bailey puts her hands on Dipper's stomach making everyone aww'.

"Wait mom ate the baby!" Bell gasped making the everyone smack their heads.

"No sweetie." Dipper said eyts closed rubbing her temples in annoyance "Babies come out of mommies remember?" 

"Oh yeah." Bell said shaking her head "Dads puts stuff in mommies so they can make more babies!"

"That's pretty much all to it older sibling" Brian said then shushes her when she opens her mouth "Sibling means we share the same mom and dad." He then mutters "Imbecile"

"So anyway when's our rocking little bro or sis getting here." Blake asked mouth full of spaghetti "If you listen to my music while it's still in the womb it'll just as rock'in as me!"

"Silly your not made of rocks!" Bell said then thinks for a moment "Wait are you?"

"Sweetie nobody is made of rocks." Dipper sighed putting a hand on top of Bill's "I'm only about 2 months pregnant."

"Congratulations mom!"Blaine said making Dipper smile "But mom how can you know for sure?"

"When I went to the doctor's a few days ago." Dipper said looking lovingly at Bill.

"Jeez dad you sure do know how to get them pregnant don't ya'." Brett said making the table erupt with laughter while the parents stay quiet faces red.

"But seriously you guys must really love each other." Brooke said levitating all their glasses together to clink "To mom and dad for they always find time to expand our family." Clink!

"Oh hey dudes how about put on some tunes for for our future brother or sister!" Blake said taking out his acoustic guitar playing a cord making lovely music.

"This crazy ain't so bad once you her used to it!" Dipper said to her husband then both get spaghetti in the face "What the what?"

"Ha! I couldn't pasta it up! get it?!" Brett laughed being invisible holding two plates of spaghetti.

After dinner in parent bedroom

"Babe if the baby is a boy how about we name him Bill?" Dipper asked her husband as they are cuddling in bed "Have a little junior in the house y'know?"

"Pinetree you know me better than anyone do you think the world can handle 2 Bills?" Bill asked rubbing her stomach.

"Psh good point." Dipper giggled then paused to think "What if its twins or triplets or even quadruplets?" 

"I think I should've been there more when you were pregnant for the others." Bill sighed " Maybe this baby or babies are a sign I can be a better dad?!"

"You are a great dad!" Dipper said turning over to poke his chest "Its not your fault your work is a suffocating commitment! Your practically retired now so there is nothing to stop you from being the best daddy ever!"

"Oh you have no idea how much i love you right now!" Bill said then gave a wicked look at his wife "Or want you right now! Call me daddy again!"

"Daddy." Dipper said kissing Bill roughly then both look at each other lovingly.

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