Its a Sunday evening in the Cipher-Pines house where Bill and Dipper are sitting in the kitchen watching their children fight over who gets to sit in what car and who sits where. The two were lazily drinking coffee until Dipper did a spit take messing up Bil's hair and lazy shirt , but he didn't care since he's too worried about his wife "Mason what's wrong!" He said patting Dipper's back to ease her coughing.
"Thanks hun'" Dipper said then unexpectantly crashed her lips onto Bills surprising him "I just realized our 20th wedding anniversary is in a week!" She said excitedly "This will be the first anniversary since our 5th that were together and your not in another county!"
"Huh you right! We can actually spend some time together! Instead of just sending gifts in the mail! We can go somewhere together!" Bill said then swirled Dipper around then hugged her tightly but realization went apon his wife
"Wait the kids! We can't just go off somewhere for a day!" Dipper informed getting her cap on "Perhaps it's better if we do something and bring the kids along?"
"But then we wouldn't get any time alone!" Bill said and started to pace around till he snaps his fingers "Brooke will be in charge so when we split up she'll just handle the rest! She has the leadership spirit inside her like me!"
"Okay then!" Dipper said then walked outside to see them fighting more viciously "THAT'S ENOUGH!" Dipper yelled stopping their fighting "For fighting NO ride to the ice cream store! I want all of you to sit in the living room TOGETHER until you learn to get along!" She pointed to the living room as the kids orderly walked by her with their heads down.
"Oh pinetree that was hot~" Bill charmingly said putting his arms around her from behind putting his head on her shoulder "I love it when soon strong and in charge." He started to kiss her jawline and stroked her sides.
"Uh Bill? The kids?" Dipper said making Bill look at the grossed out faces of their children.Realizing the living room and kitchen have no doors between them.
"So Bill got any ideas for where you and me and the kids can go for 5 days?" Dipper said sitting on porch with Bill both of them are sitting on the steps "I think I know a place where we can all go and have lots of fun!" She said merrily having a huge smile on her face which Bill gladly returned.
"Me too! Somewhere great for all of us to enjoy!" Bill said taking his hands on Dipper's shoulders and she does too albeit awkwardly "Let's say where we wanna go at the same time ready!?" Dipper nodded so they both take a breathe of air and squeeze each others shoulders in anticipation.
"HAWAII/CEDAR POINT!" They both yell out, then look at each other in confusion dropping their hands "WHAT DO YOU MEAN HAWAII/CEDAR POINT!?" They both yell irritated at their other half.
"Dipper why would you want to go to Cedar point? It's not as romantic as Hawaii nor is it very relaxing! And the lines don't get me started on those horribly long lines!" Bill said presenting his objection.
"Bill the kids will be there its not only for us! And of course not very relaxing ,but I haven't rode a rollercoaster in forever and would like to do so! And I can handle long lines unlike you!" Dipper said showing her argument "Besides Hawaii ain't all perfect! Its hot! Hardly anything I consider to be fun to do! And sand Bill I hate sand!" Dipper said pointing at Bill.
"I can handle hot Mason! Since I am also hot!" Bill moved his hair back gloating about himself causing Dipper to roll her eyes " And no duh you don't like what they got there its all about relaxing! And please Mason sand is no issue if you lie on a towel!"
"Well I don't want to constantly worry about shark attacks or sunburns on my babies!" Dipper said poking her husbands chest to prove her dislike of Hawaii.
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In the Cipher house (Published on July 5)
FanficHi I'm Dipper! Me and Bill have been married for 20 years since I was 18. Being married to billionaire Bill cipher may sound like I got it easy, But not when you got eleven kids like I do! Join me being the full time house mom with an always gone st...