In the Cipher house (Published on July 5)

From Pines to a Cipher

The Northwest's throw parties whenever so this is like in mid fall.

"PINETREE! KIDS!" came the booming voice of Bill cipher from the living room. The entire family rushed to the living room. The last person there was Dipper whose legs were covered in shaving cream and holding a razor and in only a towel.

"Bill! I was shaving!"Dipper snapped ,but her attention quickly went to the letter her husband was holding ,and her eyes widen in horror "Oh no." She whispered staring at the piece of paper.

"What its just a stupid letter?" Brooke said not really getting any of this and her siblings agree.

"This 'stupid letter' is an invite to a Northwest party!" Bill said using air quotes "Preston and Priscilla wants me and pinetree to come, so you'll all have to go too alright!" He's getting mad ,and when Dipper put a hand on him he shrugged it off.

"Aren't the Northwest's ultra superior luxurious having rich people?"Brian said pointly while putting his glasses back in place.

"Yes they are! Technically we are too, but not that much." Bill said pacing around then pointed at the boys "You are all going suit shopping with mom while I take the girls dress shopping!" The girls squeal while Dipper and the boys groan.

"Aw But there's nothing sporty about fancy parties!" Braden complained.

"Or funny! But hey if you don't like rich jokes then you have a poor sense of humor! Ha!" Brett laughed.

"Great I suppose they won't let me study their vowel movements as well." Brian said getting blank looks.

IN MALL MEN AISLE
"Okay Boys let's get your measurements!" This preppy employee girl said "I'm Sarah BTW and is this your Dad!" She put an arm around Dipper "Why aren't you a handsome man!" She purred getting too close for comfort. Dipper is wearing a checked shirt, jean pants, sneakers and her pinetree hat.

"Uh I'm their mother." Dipper said awkwardly pushing the girl away and steping behind Blake since he's the oldest boy "And yes we need new suits courtesy of my husband." Dipper took out her wallet showing 100$ bills of plenty "So money is no object."

"Okay!" Sarah said taking all their measurements then directing them to the changing rooms with Dipper waiting on the other side. Dipper's phone vibrates alerting her of a text.

"Hey how do you stop a rhino from charging? You take away his credit card! get it!" Brett said from the other room making Dipper giggle.

"CAN U GET THEM SPA TREATMENTS?" The text was from Bill making Dipper sign at beauty treatment.

"OK!" Dipper response then looked at the boys coming out the changing rooms "Oh why aren't you six the handsomest boys on the planet!" Dipper cooed pinching all their cheeks then went to the front desk to pay "By the way your father textted me saying we need to go to the spa." The boys look horrified.

"The spa!" Boston yelled making a run for it ,but Dipper quickly took him by the arm "Let me go I'm being kidnapped!" 

​"Well lets all be ki​ds and take a nap."Brett said laughing then sighs to himself in disappointment"Sorry I'm tired."

"This day just keeps betting better." Blaine said sarcastically walking with his brothers and mom to the spa with their suits in a bag.

IN MALL WOMEN AISLE
"EEE!" Bonnie and Bell said in pure joy seeing all the clothes. All the girls start looking around for the best dress.

"Is their anything darker?" Babs said to an employee making him jump scared at her sudden appearance "Something fit for a corpse or a vampire?"

"Father can i have that dress!" Bonnie tugged at Bill's sleeve pointing at a princess dress thats pink,sparkly, and puffy "It really brings out my essence."