FIND MY WIFE!

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This is an Archer crossover in season 6. I'm leaving out any bad words cause I have morals. The Ciphers are currently driving to Isis in New York in a van fitting 12 people.

"WWWAHH MOMMA MOMMA!!!" The youngest Cipher Bailey cried in her baby carrier.

"It's okay Bailey shh shh everything is alright." Brooke said to her sister then bursting into tears along with the rest of the kids.

"Be quiet or so help me I'll rip your soles from your bodies!" Bill snapped making them all fall silent in horror he sigh "Sorry I'm just stressed over the whole kidnapping of my my wife!" Bill stops the car in a ditch and goes out crying out many curses all in demon tongue then gets back in to drive.

"Woah dude." Blake said uneasy looking at his dad in fear.

"Uh Father can we have a bathroom break?" Braden asked carefully and Bill nods stopping at a gas station.

"Gross there is no way I'm peeing there!" Bonnie snipped causing Bill to snap his fingers and point at the restroom in anger "Yes father!" Bonnie said going with her siblings inside the gas station.

"Hold it together Bill!" Bill said to himself as he got gas in the van.

"Father?" Boston asked quietly "Can we have money were hungry." Bill nods giving him a $50 dollar Bill "Thank you!" He yelled going back to his siblings showing them the money.

30 minutes later

"Father we're ready to go." Brian said when the last Cipher kid strapped in.

"Good but before we go." Bill said looking around for any people watching "I'm going to need to take your powers away for awhile."

"WHAT/WHY/NO/ COME ON!" They all yelled till Bill he them a look signaling them not to argue.

"Look I don't need any of you showing off powers in front of agency workers okay! This has to be on the down low so we can find Mason." Bill said making them mutter okay so he chants some demon tongue words using them all to glow for a second as their power energy goes to Bill's hand.

"Wow call me a wheel cause I am tired! Get it?" Brett laughed tired but all the other were too drained to care.

"I feel deader than usual. I like it." Babs said as the van drove off to their destination.

In Malory's office in Isis.

"So mother what is it that you wanted us all to come in for?" Archer asked annoyed "Cause if it not seducing some hot chick to steal guns I'm not in the mood!"

"You've got one serious problem don't you Archer?" Lana said holding her baby AJ.

"Oh I have a problem at least I don't...dang it I had something!" Archer said frustrated.

"How about showing up everywhere she goes with a stupid baby!" Carol/Cheryl yelled.

"One I was called in early so I had no time to wait for a babysitter! And two shut up!" Lana yelled.

"Anyway about why are we here?" Ray asked Malory.

"Yes well this assignment is a secret to anyone besides us so before I tell you Pam has to promise not tell anyone on social media!" Malory said making everyone look at Pam who looks shocked.

"What? I don't do that anymore!"Pam defended looking around guilty.

"Well just for insurance reasons hang them all over." Malory demanded making everyone hang over there cellphones.

"Just don't look in my phone history just because not because of anything disturbing that might get me fired." Krieger said looking suspicious.

"Whatever the assignment please!" Cyril said wanting to get this or with.

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