by DeeJAY
We must retrieve Happy Rock
from the local lizardmen
so we can remove
Orange Man from purrower.We lost Happy Rock
several weeks ago.
We believe
the local lizardmen
stole it after
Hooman #1
made the irrational decision
to leave it on the front porch
like a garden decoration.We're sending Major Tom,
our wiggle-butt expert,
with Hooman #1
and Hooman #A
to retrieve Happy Rock
before it is transferred
to the lizardmen base
on the West Coast.
YOU ARE READING
American Catseye
PoetryWattys 2019 Poetry Winner | #1 Epic Poem January 2020 | #1 Epic Poem June 2019 | #1 Americana Nov 2019 & Feb 2021 | Meowza! #1 Animal Fiction Mar 2021 | #1 Animal Fiction August 2021 Seven cats live in Feline Society #337, along with Hooman #1 and...