√ Bonus Chapter √

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Wesker: *punches the missile but it doesn't do anything* ...

Chris: *places hand on hip* Bitch, hehe!

Wesker: Shut up Chris! Give it a second!

Everyone: *waits five minutes*

Persia: *throws her gun at Wesker's face* WHEN WILL YOU LEARN? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN? THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!?

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Wesker: *jumps over railing but fails and twists ankle* OH SHIT!

Sheva: ...

Chris: SOMEBODY... OH HE NEEDS SO MILK!

Sheva: *throws a bottle of milk at Wesker*

Wesker: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GETTING THESE PROPS AT, HOLY SHIT.

Author-chan: *sweats nervously* These are the bloopers sooooo, you get the picture. ^^;

Wesker: Shiiiiiiit-

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Excella: *falls down as she goes to walk away*

Mito: Barbie fell! :0

Excella: *gets up* Shut up! I will cut you with a knife and stick it up your wound!

Sheva: ...

Mito: ...

Chris: YOU NEED JESUS

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Sheva: Welcome to Africa. I'm Pikachu, what your name?

Mito: ...I think that Sheva took drugs again.

Sheva: *runs into a sign* NARWALL

Chris: *facepalms* Omfg...





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