Socially Awkward Squad! [SECOND EDITION] [COMPLETED]

(69) News 69, an S.A.S crack story

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This will have many curse words just so you know-
Lolololol enjoy this-
This will also include some people who aren't in the S.A.S, but they will gladly be mentioned in this chapter uwu//

Leafy: Okay! We're going on live in two minutes!

Rachel: Oh okay-
I'll just be eating lunch...
...
All by myself.
...
So yeah-

Bomby: *r u n s* I'M ON TIME??

Leafy: Y E S-

Leafy: *looks at the camera* A h em-
Hello everyone! Welcome to News 69!
...
Who is the host of News 69-
No seriously who-

Bomby: Whoever invented this shit I guess-
...
WAITWENEEDPIE-
FOR THE W E A T H E R-

Leafy: OH YEAH FRICK-

Bomby: SHITTTTT-
SHOULD WE WAIT FOR HER OR??

Rachel: *runs to the broadcast-*
AM I LATE HGGGHHH-

Leafy: Rachel!
Haii-

Rachel: H o i-

Bomby: LEAFY SHOULD WE WAIT-

Leafy: I GUESS?? WE CAN CONTINUE WITH SOMETHING ELSE OKAY PEOPLE ARE WATCHING US RIGHT NOW SMH-

Ashley: BBBBBBBB-
HELLO-

Leafy and Bomby: BBBBBBBBBBBBB-

Ashley: *starts cracking up-*

Leafy: ... Okay so-
Let's start with our breaking news hhshd-

Rachel: sOME JACKASS ROBBED ANI-

Ani: Andddd Ani is being a bitch about it-

Rachel: The criminal has still been unidentified.

Bomby and Leafy: *is doing a song duet-*

Rachel: ...
And Ani is devastated.

Bomby: CUZ WE WERE JUST KIDS WHEN WE FELL IN LOVE-

Leafy: NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS-

Rachel: *sighs* Guys stop... this is MY section of the news- ;-;-;-;

Bomby: *goes on with the song, singing the same rhythm* SHIT I FORGOT THAT WE WERE LIIIIVEEEEEEEE-

Ani: Okay guys, let me tell you something.
I am a bitch, when it comes to virtual money.

Leafy: W o w.

Rachel: *sigh*
Ani, do you have anything to say to the thief who stole from you?-

Ani: OH I GOT SOMETHING ALRIGHT-
THIEF, IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS, YOUR MOM IS A HOE-

Everyone else: ...
*starts clapping, shedding tears*