(161) Dead Man.

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Popo: *sees a driver speeding*

Popo:

Popo: oHHOHOHOHOHOH-

Popo: WEEEWOOWEEWOO MOTHERFU-

Popo: *pulls the driver over, and approaches his car*

Popo: Good afternoon, sir.

Popo: Do you know why.. I pulled you over??

Driver: Yes officer. I know I was speeding- but it's a matter of life or death.

Popo: Oh really?? How's that?

Driver: There's naked women waiting for me at home.

Popo: ... I don't see how that's a matter of life or death.

Driver: If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man.

Popo: You have three seconds to get out of this car or I'll shoot you.

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