Socially Awkward Squad! [SECOND EDITION] [COMPLETED]

(112) Poor Popo-

One day, a woman gets pulled over for speeding. Police Hat steps off his car, walking over to the other vehicle.
"Is there a problem, officer?..."

Police Hat: Ma'am, you were speeding. May I see your licence please?

Woman: I'd give it to you, but I don't have one.

Police Hat: Oh? Don't have One?

Woman: Yep, lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Police Hat: I see... can I see your vehicle registration papers please?

Woman: I can't do that. I stole this car, and killed and hacked up the owner.

Police Hat: ... You what??

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the truck if you want to see.

Police Hat slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes, 5 police cars circle around the woman's car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please?

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Could you please open the truck of your car?

The woman opens the truck, revealing nothing but an empty truck.

Officer: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

Officer: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her purse, and pulls out her wallet, taking out her license. She gives it to the other officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks very puzzled.

Officer: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me that you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Bet that lier told you I was speeding too...

Police Hat: *is now infuriated*

//wHEE Z E THIS WAS LIKE A WEEK AGO AND I REALIZED I NEVER PUBLISHED IT I'M SORRY-------
Oh also, if you didn't like this story,,,
Then o k. //