(48) Dog Tree's Speech pt6

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Dog Treat: So, a son argues with his father insisting that 1 plus 1 is 11...

Dog Treat: The father looked at him and said:
"Go and buy 2 boiled eggs."

Dog Treat: The son went, and returned with 2 eggs. The Father said, "Give one to me, and give one to your brother."

Dog Treat: Then the son asks, "... What about me...?"
The father responds, "Eat the remaining nine eggs that are left! Nonsense!!"

Dog Treat: Moral of this speech...
...
Please don't act like a retard and say that 1 plus 1 is 11 or else your father will make you eat nine eggs.
That's just,,
Really stupid.

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