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Bomby: Nice.

Leafy: ... Just like ice-

Bomby: Dhagdjshfjah-

Leafy: ... I don't have lice goddamnit-

Bomby: You do have mice tho.

Leafy: Roll the fucking dice already smhh

Bomby: Wait smh I have to cook the rice

Leafy: Wait did you check the price before you got that rice 👀

Bomby: Yeah, It was a low price- There's also pie, want a slice??

Leafy: Yes I would love a slice bUT MAKE SURE YOU ADD SOME SPICE TO THAT SLICE M'KAY-

Bomby: NO NO NO THAT'S A VICE HOw about I give you licorice xd-

Leafy: NOOoooOO I WANT SPICE ON MY SLICE OF PIE

Leafy: DO I NEED TO GIVE YOU ADVICE ON HOW TO PUT SPICE IN YOUR SLICE OF PIE??? >;(((

Bomby: NO YOU DON'T CAUSE ADDING SPICE ON A SLICE OF PIE IS A HUGE SACRIFICE-

Bomby: Plus,, spice is mispriced.

Bomby: Beyond what I have, fUCKING OVERPRICED AF

Leafy: THEN I'LL BUY THE SPICE UwU

Leafy: But if you don't allow me then I'll add spice on that rice you're cooking mmhm-

Bomby: OH NO NOT SPICE ON THE RICE IF I MUST REPEAT IT TWICE I'LL GO NUTS IN A TRICE

Leafy: YOU'RE NOT NICE

Leafy: .. If you don't let me then I'll hack your device because I'm not nice >;)

Bomby: yOU CAN'T HACK MY DEVICE YOU FUCKING FIcE-

Leafy: *intense dramatic gasp* hOW DARE YOU CALL ME A FICE

Bomby: YOU SAID I WASN'T NICE SOOO

Leafy: I WILL TIE YOU UP FORCE YOU TO EAT MY MICE BITCH LET ME ADD THE FUCKING SPICE TO MY SLICE OF PIE

Bomby: NO YOU WON'T THAT ACTION IS FULL OF MALICE NO W

Bomby: YOU'RE ON THIN FUCKING ICE

Leafy: OMLL FUCKING FINE HOW ABOUT WE GO OUT FOR SOME EXERCISE MM?? ... wait exercise doesn't end with "ice" sad :(

Bomby: N O

Bomby: ... I haven't rolled the dice yet--

Leafy: OMLL THEN ROLL THE FUCKING DICE INSTEAD OF YELLING AT ME ABOUT NOT PUTTING SPICE IN MY SLICE OF PI E

Leafy: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S ON THIN FUCKING ICE, SWEETIE.

Bomby: NO U *takes out shotgun*

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