Bomby: Nice.
Leafy: ... Just like ice-
Bomby: Dhagdjshfjah-
Leafy: ... I don't have lice goddamnit-
Bomby: You do have mice tho.
Leafy: Roll the fucking dice already smhh
Bomby: Wait smh I have to cook the rice
Leafy: Wait did you check the price before you got that rice 👀
Bomby: Yeah, It was a low price- There's also pie, want a slice??
Leafy: Yes I would love a slice bUT MAKE SURE YOU ADD SOME SPICE TO THAT SLICE M'KAY-
Bomby: NO NO NO THAT'S A VICE HOw about I give you licorice xd-
Leafy: NOOoooOO I WANT SPICE ON MY SLICE OF PIE
Leafy: DO I NEED TO GIVE YOU ADVICE ON HOW TO PUT SPICE IN YOUR SLICE OF PIE??? >;(((
Bomby: NO YOU DON'T CAUSE ADDING SPICE ON A SLICE OF PIE IS A HUGE SACRIFICE-
Bomby: Plus,, spice is mispriced.
Bomby: Beyond what I have, fUCKING OVERPRICED AF
Leafy: THEN I'LL BUY THE SPICE UwU
Leafy: But if you don't allow me then I'll add spice on that rice you're cooking mmhm-
Bomby: OH NO NOT SPICE ON THE RICE IF I MUST REPEAT IT TWICE I'LL GO NUTS IN A TRICE
Leafy: YOU'RE NOT NICE
Leafy: .. If you don't let me then I'll hack your device because I'm not nice >;)
Bomby: yOU CAN'T HACK MY DEVICE YOU FUCKING FIcE-
Leafy: *intense dramatic gasp* hOW DARE YOU CALL ME A FICE
Bomby: YOU SAID I WASN'T NICE SOOO
Leafy: I WILL TIE YOU UP FORCE YOU TO EAT MY MICE BITCH LET ME ADD THE FUCKING SPICE TO MY SLICE OF PIE
Bomby: NO YOU WON'T THAT ACTION IS FULL OF MALICE NO W
Bomby: YOU'RE ON THIN FUCKING ICE
Leafy: OMLL FUCKING FINE HOW ABOUT WE GO OUT FOR SOME EXERCISE MM?? ... wait exercise doesn't end with "ice" sad :(
Bomby: N O
Bomby: ... I haven't rolled the dice yet--
Leafy: OMLL THEN ROLL THE FUCKING DICE INSTEAD OF YELLING AT ME ABOUT NOT PUTTING SPICE IN MY SLICE OF PI E
Leafy: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S ON THIN FUCKING ICE, SWEETIE.
Bomby: NO U *takes out shotgun*
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Socially Awkward Squad! [SECOND EDITION] [COMPLETED]
Acakooh yes let's get it- Hello, and welcome to the Second Edition of the S.A.S! This time, it will be wayyYY more than 75 chapters, All the way up to about 200 parts! I hope you all love this book just as much you loved the first book of it. If not...