Naruto One Shots/Lemons/7 minutes in heaven

Deidara x Reader

(This one's a one shot)

"DEIDARA, ADVERT YOUR EYES!" you weave the hand signs for your specialty jutsu and transform into the demonic entity known as Akumu.

Deidara, sheilding his eyes from the monstosity before him, swerved his clay bird into the forest below while your enemies fell for your trap. They all closed their eyes after you shouted the order, and you quickly disintegrate into a shadowy smoke.

"KATSU!" Deidara detonated the bombs from his perch in the trees.

Out of thin air, you showed up next to him as you both watched the explosions above.

"Art is an explosion, un!" his eyes were wide and adreanaline coarsed through him.

"Yeah, yeah, we get it." you giggle next to the blonde.

Deidara had a smug triumphant grin as the smoke dissipates, but then his grin changed.

A ninja emerges from the last of the smoke, sword drawn and ready to strike down on the two adversaries.

You drew your own and made a neat slash upward. It split the nin in half right after he gave you a puzzled look. His body fell with a thud on the forest floor along with his other mangled comrades.

"Nice job, Yana, un."

"Thanks." You slip your sword back into its holster, and take a look at the mess you've made. "Ah geez, look what we did."

"Hm?" Deidara follows your gaze to the ground where there were remains of scattered body parts littered everywhere and ninja tools along with destroyed land and trees.

"Ha, yeah, most of that was mine." he says rather proudly.

You couldn't help but just laugh as you climbed onto the giant clay bird. "Ready to go?"

"Yeah." he jumps on next to you, and the bird takes off into the night.

When you got back to the mansion you quickly went to go take a shower and change into some cleaner clothes. After getting cleaned, and ready to grab a bite to eat, you headed out of your room.

Tobi caught you on your way out and insisted that you play a game with him.

"Tobi was so bored, and Tobi missed Yana chan so much!"

"I was only gone for four days, though." you said around the giant bear hug.

"That's still too long for Tobi!" he whines.

"Yeah Yana, let's play a game." a certain silver haired man said a bit too playfuly.

Putting a firm hand on your shoulder, Hidan lowers his head next to yours, "I've kinda been missing you too, ya know. Missed seeing your sexy ass around here, that is." he chuckled darkly.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HIDAN'S BEING A PERVERT AGAIN!" Tobi panicked.

He runs down the hall shouting, "DEIDARA, HIDAN'S TRYING TO TAKE YANA'S INNOCENCE AWAY! AND TOBI CAN'T HAVE THAT! DEIDARA, DEIDARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

The blonde angrily emerged from his room, only to hurl a C1 at both Tobi and Hidan.

"Katsu!"

The explosions were small and didn't cause much damage thanks to you using kamui to minimize the blast.

"OI, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!" Hidan's eyes blazed with rage.

"Find your own entertainment elsewhere, bastard." Deidara spat.

A sly smirk etched its way across Hidan's face. "Oh ho ho, did Barbie catch feelings for Yana?"