Naruto One Shots/Lemons/7 minutes in heaven

Kisame x Reader

(Lemony Snickett with a dash of Fluffy

KISAME IS MY FAVORITE MANS!

MY SHARKY HUBBY!)

You were exhausted and ready to go take a nice long and well deserved nap.

Going down the hall to get to your room, you passed Kisame's door. There were the sounds of grunts and heavy breathing, like someone was doing exercise. (Take ya heads out the gutters, ya nasties.)

Peeking in, you saw the shark man busily doing away at a set of push ups.

Of course he had to be shirtless, and of course you could feel your cheeks reddening at the sight.

'He may be a sadistic criminal, but why does he have to be so damn hot?!' you swooned.

Deciding to take a small break, Kisame gets up and wipes his forehead with a small towel.

Your eyes start to wander to his toned midsection, and you liked what you saw. And you were so busy ogling that you didn't notice Konan quietly coming your way.

"Yana." her calm tenor voice cut off your train of thought. You thought you felt your soul leave your body just then, and you could've sworn that you saw your life flashing before your very eyes.

"Are you here to check on Kisame?" Konan's orange eyes subtly analyzed you.

Scrambling for an excuse, you managed a, "Uh, yeah. He seems busy, so I was going to wait a bit before going in." You guiltily try to avoid Konan's calm gaze.

She eyes the door, then you, then the door again. "He seems to be resting. You can go in, you know."

"Oh, uhm, thanks." you chuckle sheepishly, and silently curse Konan's sensory abilities while carefully opening the door to Kisame's room.

He looks up and grins, seeing that it's you.

"Oh, Yana, what brings you here? It's a bit early to be checking up on me, don't ya think?" his sharp teeth were on full display with his trademark grin.

"Just got a bit of free time, that's all." you try to put on an innocent grin and struggled to not to let your eyes wander around too much.

"You seem to be a bit on the edge, Yana. Your eye contact is making me a bit uncomfortable, today." You didn't notice it, but your efforts to keep your eyes away from Kisame's body made them glue to his gaze and creepily fixated without blinking.

Mentally facepalming, "Oh, my bad. I guess I'm spacing out a lot more these days, ehehehe..."

He chuckles back, "So do you need anything else? I need to get cleaned up; just got done with some exercise."

'I know.' your brain drawled, but your mouth just blurted a simple, "Oh, o-of course. Go ahead." 'I stuttered!'

"Thanks." he brushed past you, and you caught a faint whiff of his musk as he passed by.

It was intoxicating.

~Timeskip~

Kisame's shower took a little longer than usual, but it was only because he was taking his time drying up.

You should know, instead of taking that nap, you were busy being a creepy ass stalker.

There you were, standing back in front of the door, hand pressed over your chest to quiet down the loud beating coming from inside. Small pants escaped your mouth as you watch him emerge from his bathroom wrapped only in a towel.