Naruto One Shots/Lemons/7 minutes in heaven

Hidan x Reader

(Sooo Lemony)

It was a quiet night in the mansion. A calm and sleepy atmosphere clinging to the air. All was still in the place as everyone had went to bed early. Even Tobi was fast asleep by 8.

You were going around your daily rounds, checking up on everyone. It was a bit early to do so, but might as well.

You got to Hidan's door, and made sure that he wasn't in the middle of prayer before knocking.

Hidan himself answered.

When he saw that it was you, a sly shit-eating grin crept across his face with a leering gaze that gleamed pervertingly.

"Oh, Yana, what brings you here so early?" He drawls. The zealot was taking advantage of your routine to start pestering you again. "So, came here to check up on me again?"

"You got it." you said casually.

"Maybe you'll let me get a good view of what's underneath that cloak today..." he smirked.

"I thought you already got an eyefull on today's mission."

Flashback

(Read chapter 5 of 'Welcome to the Akatsuki' to catch up on the details of this mission.)

Today was going to be very exciting. You had assigned a very special assignment to everyone after breakfast. You were to infiltrate the leaf village; you, yourself disguised as a traveling entertainer, and the rest of the team dressed in yukatas and donning masks.

Why?

The leaf village was holding a grand festival in celebration of Konohagakure's peaceful streak.

You were under the guise of a magician, and long story short, there was much mayhem in the village hidden in the leaves that night.

You ended up coming face to face with the hokage himself.

Smirking deviously, you put your hands together to weave signs for your next jutsu.

"Oi, Lord Seventh, I've heard of your little specialty justsus, and figured that I could try them out myself."

Dozens upon dozens of clones appeared in clouds of smoke.

"Heh, a few clones?" Naruto's body glowed orange yellow as his nine tails chakra began to take form in Six Paths Sage Mode. "No problem."

"Not done yet." your smirk grew as you shouted, "Ultimate Harem Jutsu!"

Plumes of smoke appeared once more, but this time your clones had turned into various types of promiscuous girls.

"Huh, my jutsu!" This caught the hokage and a bunch of the jonins with him off gaurd. They stared confused and distracted while you readied your attacks from the safety within your clones.

Out of nowhere, one of your minions that resembled you, but in the nude, leaped out of the crowd and breathed a funnel of fire at him.

Unknown to you at the time, Hidan had emerged from the scattering hordes of scared civillians, and saw that exact clone.

'Man, this must be my lucky day!' he thought as he caught multiple glimpses of smooth curvaceous skin.

Ever since then, on the way back from the mission, Hidan had been leering at you and teasing about how "you really looked like underneath there..."

"I honestly thought you were flat as shit at first, but tonight I learned something very interesting." he cackled.

You only rolled your eyes and avoided his advances the best you could.