Varia And Its Neverending Antics..

"Come here Frog."

By the request of my special reviewer Olho07

The most unlikely pairing just got real; seriously I never imagined...muahahaha. I own nothing just the storyline. Enjoy~

FEM SQUALO APPEARS IN THIS STORY

All in the line of duty to protect their precious ill-tempered King of the Varia kingdom. Why he chose such an unnatural name for his kingdom of pillage and assassination was beyond everyone. They didn't want to die so no one questioned his esteemed excellence.

Sometimes it wasn't all that it was cracked up to be. Once a servant was made to lick his highness's shoes and then wash them all for hitting on his personal attendant Squalina. {HAHAHA} Sure her looks were stunningly gorgeous but she had a mouth on her; loud, obnoxious and full of cuss words she was a firey sort when riled up. Which his highness Xanxus the first found amusing as he sat on his throne with the usual wine in one hand.

He was unmovable, untouchable. Not one woman vying for his adoration in order for his cash was able to sway his stone cold heart. That was until the new maid arrived.

Short, blank and wearing an utterly ridiculous frog hat his higher up's forced him to wear. Fran.

Fran was no happy child, at age fifteen he was a rude sarcastic person who was quite talented in the art of illusions often used for amusement. He was hired to cook, clean and entertain. A housewife of sorts per say.

Now I could through a long winded account of his days of working before being promoted to polishing the throne room but it's too boring and wouldn't be entertaining.

Xanxus would have never noticed him if it hadn't been for th cumbersome frog hat he wore atop his head that hid most of his teal hair and unique eyes from plain sight. The cook, Belphegor, always called him Froggy for this reason. Always picking fun as he chopped up foods with his wickedly sharp knives.

"Who's that Frog?" Xanxus grunted to Squalina his seme. Her fabulous silver hair which was always maintained to it's highest degree swished as she turned to look at Fran in his frilly pink apron using an illusioned duster to dust the trophy shelf. Wrestling trophies mostly.

"Him? That's Fran the new illusionist maid." She sniffled at Xanxus's interest, no more late night adventures for her anymore she supposed. Shoved aside like an old toy and forced into cold reality as she writes this overly dramatised paragraph.

Xanxus craned his neck to catch a glimpse of his new uke's faced but to no avail. Squalina begrudgingly handed him Fran's resume. He was cute no doubt. Innocent; the kind Xanxus loved most. Heh. Another day another loss of virginity.

Fran was aware of the King's eyes burning holes in the back of his head, he had to bite his tongue in order to prevent himself from saying something saucy. But it slipped out anyway. "Why don't you take a picture it'll last longer." He immediately gasped and cursed himself and his incurable disposition.

"Come here Frog."

His blood ran cold at the deep voice of his master but put on a blank face. Head bowed he quietly walked over and kneeled before Xanxus as all must. This was an intimidating man no doubt, the body of an ox and a vixen temper to boot. Not that he wouldn't tap that. Wait, what?

Xanxus grabbed his chin lifting it to face him as he bent down from his throne. Our little kohai was beginning to feel self conscious as he felt his face being examined intensely, he didn't dare look him in the eyes. "Such a pretty face." Came Xanxus's deep voice containing amusement. "It'd be such a shame for it to get ruined. Don't you agree?" Fran gulped and cringed at his smirk, it was daunting nevertheless.

"Yes sir." He had to bite his tongue, the last thing he wanted was hospital food. Bel often referred to that telling Froggy he would miss his cooking if he crossed the 'prince'. Fallen prince senpai.

Xanxus let go of his face with an evil smile. "Now go, next time you won't get of so easily." Fran stumbled backwards with a frown. Punishment would come no matter. He'd just have to hold his tongue, easier said than done.

In which a week passes uneventfully.

"Oh my so cuteee~" Fran cringed, who was this gay pedo? Who was the old thunder man behind him? They looked scary in a rape-you-at-any-second way. Not to mention one sported flourescent pink and the other had excessive piercings. No matter, he was only afraid of Xanxus.

So in response he chucked the pink feather duster at them. "Gtfo." And sashayed away in his maids uniform with them sassy hips. Honestly he looked like a girl most times if it weren't for the marks under his eyes. they'd have been purple if he was female. He once thought about painting them purple just to trick others.

Lussuria squealed while hugging his hot pink cashmere coat to himself. Mink, Bel's pet thing bit him.

Fran bit his lip sexily looking around for a way to stay away from the freaks. Bingo. A private room was just to his left. "FRANNNN~" How the hell did that freak learn his name?! No matter. He silently slipped inside locking the door behind himself and slid down to the floor with a monotone sigh.

"Pretty daring to come into my private office eh Frog."

Fran jumped. It was Xanxus sitting back at his desk with a document in one hand and a glass of vodka in the other.

His heart thumped, why was he getting so excited? Fuck. He jiggled the handle but it was stuck and now he was in a room alone with the king wearing a questionable maids dress. Worst of all Xanxus wasn't even doing anything which made it more nerve-wracking. Still he kept a blank face.

"How do I get out?" He said pointing to the obviously locked door.

"You can't."

"What?"

"Can't get out, they always lock me in here so I'll do paperwork. There's no way out so get comfortable." With that said Xanxus leaned farther back in his chair. There was going to be some explicit content here, was Frog trying to seduce him? That short skirt exposing his smooth legs and that sexy expression on his face. It was almost more than he could bear.

"You're shitting me." Fran groaned and slumped over. Rubbing his arms in annoyance. Suddenly he was on the floor. Xanxus hovering over him, his majesty had snapped. It was too much; he wanted Fran, no, NEEDED him. Fran was aware the situation at hand but was too intoxicated by his scent to react.

Slowly Xanxus's fingers trailed to Fran's mouth he began rubbing his lips with his thumb making Fran gasped for air as he was suddenly kissed. surprisingly he kissed back with full pleasure. Feeling Xanxus's hands slide up his shirt, one night stand or not he wouldn't regret any of this.

It's short I know. It killed me, shattered my BelxFran feels, I hope you're happy.

If you are then read and review even though this sucks ass.

Thanks, ja ne~