Varia And Its Neverending Antics..

Typical weekends at Varia

Disclaimer: I no own teh khr

"Ushishishi." The prince in all his pomp and vigor sat propped up on the armchair his elbows resting gingerly on the armrest as he watched a continuous movie of horror complete with death, gore and the pleading cries he induced himself in so much.

"Voiii Bel turn that shit down I can't concentrate!" Roared Squalo who was trying to furiously beat his high score of wii tennis. He was addicted, every break he got he would play in between paperwork and serving Xanxus with his body.

Lussuria was rummaging through Squalo's secret collection of hair clips, digging out those mlp ones he loved so much and trying them out on his artificially colored mowhawk, you could clearly tell what he was doing because every now and then there was a delighted squeal down the hallway.

"Shut it peasant." Bel growled focusing on the little child getting skinned alive, his love of gore was intense as well as creating gore. Something his kohai found to be weirdly fascinating as he looked up from his book every now and then to glance at the oblivious prince the ripper.

If there was one thing he could never make sense of it was his attraction to that killing machine. Yes bel had his good moments but usually he was a short tempered demonic grinning psychopath.

Suddenly three wickedly curved knives planted themselves into his cumbersome frog hood his senpai forced him to wear all because his once best friend Mammon used to carry a frog around with him.

"Senpaiiiii, what was that for?" Fran droned looking up in disguised annoyance.

"For thinking bad things about the prince~ Peasants shouldn't think things with their mouths~" He ushied and turned back to the TV also known as the box of distraction. Fran che'd and went back to reading while hiding a slight blush.

"VRAIII FUCKIN WEEABOO!" Cursed Squalo as he lost yet another battle with an online player. Most likely because he swung so fast it couldn't be caught by the censor.

"Where's Levi-chan~?" Asked the gaylord suddenly looking up with a sparkly array of clips in his mowhawk.

"Levi-San went to go get snacks for the boss." Fran droned not particularly caring about the whereabouts of a pervert.

"Oh my~ do you think they're together now~?" He questioned innocently making Squalo snap the remote in half, Bel pause his movie and Fran put down his book just to stare blankly at Mama Luss.

"WHAT?!" Squalo screamed while Bel told Luss to stfu. "OH MY GOD SO HE'S CHEATING ON ME- I MEAN WHAT IF THEY ARE I'LL GO FIND OUT!" He stomped away with the broken wii remote in hand as they all heard him kick the door to Xanxus's office open.

"Rest in pieces~" Bel giggled resuming the movie. "Poor squa-chan he's trying so hard~" Cooed Lussuria expertly putting a Hello Kitty clip in Fran's hair who didn't look too pleased about that.

The rest of the afternoon continued normally aside from the deep throaty moans that belonged to Squalo drifting down the hallway

"We shouldn't disturb them~" Lussuria said at last getting up to make dinner and leaving Bel and Fran alone in the sitting room as they heard the blatant sounds of hot sex going on in the next room. Squalo wasn't exactly the quiet type.

"Jeez the sounds are hurting the prince's ears." Bel complained jacking up the volume to the TV but even at full blast it still couldn't drown out the moaning so he eventually gave up and read manga instead.

Fran however was bored as hell, he'd already finished all his books from the library. Maybe he could find some.... Entertainment pestering his senpai. If you know what he meant. If you don't congratulations.

"Senpaiii~" Fran droned crawling over to him and sitting on his lap only to get shoved off. "Who gave you permission to sit on the prince." Bel grinned irritably turning back to the latest volume of Skip-Beat!

"Ow no fair, how come Mink gets to sit in your lap all the time? I'm your pet too~" Bel gave him a funny look.

"Mink is light and fluffy, he is the cutest little shishi there ever was. You're a Frog, frogs don't cuddle with people idiot toad." He said as if it made perfect sense.

"But this one could." Fran said daringly straddling the latter. Making him very very uncomfortable but for some reason he liked it. Weirdo.

"Get off!" He said shoving Fran who only cuddled closer, no one was around so there was no need to be embarrassed or anything, wasn't he professing his love right now. Oh well.

"Goddammit frog!" Shouted Bel stabbing him repeatedly but it did no good he was latched on like a leech. What was up with froggy today he was unusually clingy.

"AAASAHBZYJV IT WON'T GET OFF!" Screamed Bel running around and screaming with his teal haired companion clinging to his back like a baby koala.

In the end they both fell down the stairs and accidentally kissed each other. Best moment for Fran worst for Bel. "Youuuuuuu PEASANT!"

Fran ended up looking like a prickly cactus with knives poking out every which why, there was stilling banging noises coming from the room upstairs meaning the love making was getting pretty rough.

"Someday you'll love me senpai, someday..." Fran said dramatically looking off to the distance as the scene closed and fake applause was heard.