Varia And Its Neverending Antics..

Fantastic baby

Azarasaki my future bride dared me to do this, so blame her. The lyrics are; Na na na na na Fantastic baby

Warning: Smut ahead, yaoi smut bitches don't read if you're sensitive.

Disclaimer I own not Big Bang or Khr

"Oh Belephagor." He let a tear slip down is pale cheek, never looking up from where he was crouched over on the leaf covered ground. Slowly he removed his cumbersome frog hat and let it tumble into the stream where it floated away. He had no more need for it anymore, what he wanted wasn't his to keep.

Bel wasn't his and he never would be. He wasn't gay like Fran himself, merely heterosexual like no one in Varia. Xanxus ha Squalo. Amazingly Squalo and Levi got together after Squalo's plant broke up with him. Everyone was a lovey dovey couple.

So Fran thought he had a chance. But he should've realized, no SHE should have realized she was treading on thin ground, trying for his man. Screw her.

Yeogi buteora, modu moyeora, we gon' party like lilililala. Mameul yeoreora, meoril biwora. Burel jiipyeora lilililala

How could anyone have realize the inevitable would happen and Bel would meet a dark haired beauty with a haircut just. like. his. Pretty whacked up shit Fran thought disenheartenly to himself while snapping a twig in half. She was too good, slender shape and hairstyle just like Bel's. He felt defeated.

For the first time in his life Fran briefly considered committing suicide but they weren't worth it right now. He slumped against one of the tall maple trees sticky with sap trying to just disappear.

He was probably out with her laughing and talking having a good time, he couldn't stand it.

It just wasn't fair hadn't he always been there for senpai, he understood Bel most. His good days and not so good days where Fran usually ended up with knives sticking out of him every which way, not that he minded really being immune to pain.

Still, he felt the tears flowing down his cheeks at a speedy rate which made him feel even worse. Why didn't Bel feel the same way.

"So froggy is a crybaby shishi." Prince the ripper chuckled coming from behind the forestry surprised to see Fran's teal head poking out from where his hat should've been. Where did it go? He actually felt hurt that Fran wasn't wearing it. It had been precious the only gift he ever gave anyone or forced on them for the matter of fact.

More surprised than ever he was when the froggie silently turned his head away ignoring Bel. He was seething, how dare he ignore him the majestic prince of bloodshed and tears, unthinkable. Usually he was bothering him out the wazzo with his multiple 'senpai' comments. And his pet frog Buffy.

Now Bel was pissed.

"Look Frog the prince doesn't know what's up your green colored ass but that doesn't mean you can just ign-"

His sentence was cut off by soft lips covering his own. For a full minute he struggled to breathe while inhaling the taste of blueberries and cream. It tasted marvelous.

Suddenly Fran pulled away wiping his lips, they stared at each of for a while in disbelief.

When Bel started laughing, making the froggy look like he might cry. "Froggy is so cute shshishishi." Fran's assauge of tears was halted. Cute? Did he just say he was fucking cute?!

"I'm not cute." He pouted.

"Shishi yes you are."

"Am not."

"Are too."

"Not."

"Shut up toad." Bel growled pinning him to the nearest tree. "Gulp." Fran commented looking slightly scared.

"You messed with me once too often." Bel said licking his lips hungrily and staring at Fran's luscious pale lips. He could easily devour him whole. And that was just what he planned to do.

"S-senpai!" Screams chorused through the forest like wildfire as he jammed his dick continuously into his partner's ass. Over and over again he made froggy cum with ecstasy as he would pause to lick some forbidden area or toy with his plaything. Those screams for him were so delicious he only wanted to hear more.

Faster and faster he continued his anus fuck until Fran was so weak he could no longer spout those delicious moans and pleadings.

"The prince isn't finished yet." He whispered into his uke's neck making him shiver in anticipation as his fingers trailed all over that long slender muscled body.

He stopped to see Fran blushing all over and grinned wickedly. He loved how cute his future boyfriend was. Just too adorable that blush was he bent over to kiss the trembling mouth and smiled.

"The prince loves froggy very much."

"Liar." Fran blushed bright red still panting, Bel was just messing with him as usual.

"Froggy I wouldn't even have touched you if I didn't love you." Fran's eyes widened bel just said 'I' oh god it was the end of the world as they knew it.

"I love you too fake prince senpai." He mumbled huffing a little and was glomped till he couldn't breathe.

He should've never doubted the fake prince, now he had to find some way to get his hat back...

Hope you liked it, this oneshot is dedicated to Azarasaki please read and review, chu~